Neraserpas Profile


Location: United Kingdom

Member Since: June 2018

Last online: April 2019

Open for read requests: Yes


Last Updated May 16, 2019

Time to get a Bikini Body!


Yes ladies, it's that time of year...


Time to get a bikini body....


And M.Neraserpas can tell you how, in 3 easy steps...


Step 1 - Get a bikini.


Step 2 - Put it on your body.


Et Voila! The perfect bikini body!


"Mais monsieur," - I here you cry - "what about step 3?"


Ah yes - the most important bit...


Step 3 - If anyone rolls their eyes or makes a stupid comment or even looks at you with anything less than unadulterated admiration,

tell them to FUCK RIGHT OFF!!


Easy, non?



Better still, come to Europe and ditch the bikini entirely:


Featured by author

Profile Information

Neraserpas has not added profile information yet.
Leave a Quickee below to encourage him or her do it.


This is where you can leave a short message for the writer. All Quickees are public. To leave a private message, use the private messaging system.

If you want to write a quickee (a remark or a hint for example) on this writer's profile, please sign in.

Fans of Neraserpas:

Neraserpas is a Fan of:

Neraserpas is a member of:

Neraserpas recommends: