Jakmehauf Profile


Location: My only friend is the city I live in the city of angles, United States

Member Since: July 2010

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Ok where do I start? Hi I guess, I'll tell ya my name if you tell me yours, live in Los Angeles, im 120 years old, go to college, very down to Earth and chill, im very gritty dirty and sexual, Im what you call a self loathing hedonistic vice living 12 inch cock titty slapping sinning nice guy. I dont sugar coat it and I say it as it is. Which makes me unique I guess since everyone.. sorry... MOST of the people out there try to be overly nice and a bit fake. Kinda like slaves of society in a way. Im a rebel without a cause, anarchist without the tools of destruction (I just made that one up :D), Im running out of things to say. Im hoping no one is reading this far because im just writing eartically, my cat is laying on my carpet sleeping and he just farted, there's a man outside my apartment arguing with a tree I think... are you still reading this? My neighboor is complaining that I make too much noise which is funny since his son blasts music from 10 a.m. till like 12... makes perfect sense. Since im shit outta ideas im going to write arbitrarily. I have two big eyes, one nose, black hair, two ears, one mouth with somewhat plump lips, did I already mention that I have black hair? Anyways it was nice trying to think of things to say but I gotta go on my daily "push the fat guy down the stairs" ritual... dont ask. Hope to hear unique feedback from ya guys!


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