This is the best joke conceived in a really long time. We just had to share it. A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it. “

F.Y.O.

by Border Fux

Miscellaneous / Romance

June 13, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: monologue-on-masturbation

Summary

As the tag says, a simplified look at masturbation-go on, you know you want to!

Character Faye Manning

by 2011Paramedic

Miscellaneous / Poetry

May 19, 2018

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: none, this, time, at

Summary

Short mini story poem on the beautiful Psychiatrist Faye Manning,, Enjoy!!

Erotica Nightlife

by 2011Paramedic

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

May 12, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: music, fun, fast, pop, jive

Summary

Here’s another fun pop tune with a very soft whispering female pop singer who does not sing but whispering very softly to some scattered vocalizing lyrics including horns playing faster in unison and all sorts,, so here it is, enjoy!!

10 Great Dirty Jokes

by ALAN FASHION

Miscellaneous / Humor

May 05, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: jokes, great-jokes, dirty-jokes, great-diry-jokes, rude-humour

Summary

They say everybody likes to have a good laugh over a dirty joke. At least, this is for people who like a dirty joke and not for prudes. Possibly, though, prudes like dirty jokes as well when they're letting their hair down. And they say people like a dirty joke no matter how not funny, hookers, pornography and men not understanding women are in real life.

Thank You For Sucking My Thang!

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

May 04, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: work, about-a_prostitute

Summary

taken from my book, "Flavortism"

I Thought You Loved Me

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

March 16, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, murder, rejection

Summary

taken from my book, "Flavortism"

You're GOING To Let Me Do You

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

February 22, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: lust, murder

Summary

taken from my book, "Does It Bother You Much?"

Crowded Room

by Taimane

Miscellaneous / Other

February 18, 2018

Comments: 5

Shelves: 5

The House

Tags: boy, girl, crowded-room

Summary

In a crowded room would you pick me out? Or would you just go for the slutty girl with her pussy hanging out?

Deep In Ya

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

February 15, 2018

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: lust, substance_dependence

Summary

taken from my book, "Does It Bother You Much?"

Fucking love

by Laura Lewis

Miscellaneous / Other

January 17, 2018

Comments: 4

Shelves: 6

The House

Tags: sex, love, hate, fucking, waffling

Summary

Let me know if this makes sense.

Try And Put It In You

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

January 13, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: travel, rejection, horniness, me_falling_short, the_world

Summary

taken from my book, "Does It Bother You Much?"

To Love, And To Kill

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

December 20, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, murder, madness

Summary

taken from my book, "Does It Bother You Much?"

Perfect Obsession Character Pictures

by Twiztid-Princess

Miscellaneous / Erotica

November 25, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: story, character, pictures

Summary

Character images, stock photos and images of those used for the characters. NOT OF THE ACTUAL PEOPLE

Of Subs and Doms

by Lizziewolf

Miscellaneous / Romance

October 16, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: love-desire-

Summary

An imaginary request from a loving Sub to her passionate Dom. A series of episodes prompted by desire and also love. I owe the Beloved my inspiration.

Stealing Cassie (Expanded - New content)

by Cassie Cassaba

Miscellaneous / Erotica

July 25, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 5

The House

Tags: lesbian, affair, spanking, mff, abduction-play

Summary

Cassie's is twenty-three and her life is going nowhere. She has a job and home, a husband too, but she no longer has any fun. Then one day, as Cassie stands waiting for her bus after a day at work, a fabulous sports car pulls up. Driving is Josh, her best friend's husband. Cassie's life will never be the same. I'm not sure where this story is going to go. It will definitely be erotic. There will be threesome, bondage, group sex. The details have yet to be finalised. Cassie is not the most likable person but I think some of you will enjoy her journey. Not much sex in this early part. Hoping this will turn into something longer. Part two will be when it heats up.

At Piss O'Clock Time

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

June 15, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, death, urinal_fixation, crack_cocaine, a_possibe_brief_afterlife