This is the best joke conceived in a really long time. We just had to share it. A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it. “

F.Y.O.

by Border Fux

Miscellaneous / Romance

June 13, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: monologue-on-masturbation

Summary

As the tag says, a simplified look at masturbation-go on, you know you want to!

Character Faye Manning

by 2011Paramedic

Miscellaneous / Poetry

May 19, 2018

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: none, this, time, at

Summary

Short mini story poem on the beautiful Psychiatrist Faye Manning,, Enjoy!!

Erotica Nightlife

by 2011Paramedic

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

May 12, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: music, fun, fast, pop, jive

Summary

Here’s another fun pop tune with a very soft whispering female pop singer who does not sing but whispering very softly to some scattered vocalizing lyrics including horns playing faster in unison and all sorts,, so here it is, enjoy!!

10 Great Dirty Jokes

by ALAN FASHION

Miscellaneous / Humor

May 05, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: jokes, great-jokes, dirty-jokes, great-diry-jokes, rude-humour

Summary

They say everybody likes to have a good laugh over a dirty joke. At least, this is for people who like a dirty joke and not for prudes. Possibly, though, prudes like dirty jokes as well when they're letting their hair down. And they say people like a dirty joke no matter how not funny, hookers, pornography and men not understanding women are in real life.

Thank You For Sucking My Thang!

by DLCannon

Miscellaneous / Song Lyrics

May 04, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: work, about-a_prostitute