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"I know you want me. You will always want me and I hope it breaks You. You will miss me in your bed, you will miss my lips, the softness off my skin. You will miss it all. I guess that's why this is good. Soon I'll just move again… Read More
(This is based on the 8 year span between the first Boondock Saints movie and the second) Conner, Murphy, and their Da escaped to Ireland, from the awaited fate they had left back in Boston, MA. Their Da found work with an old friend whom had made out good for… Read More
A hayshed, a looming chat show disaster and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg must have sex with hilarious Irish telly host Graham Norton. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine! Read More
A one-toothed scumbag, a posh hotel room and an interrupted evening collide as Brenda Borg must have sex with peerless Geordie laughter lady Sarah Millican. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine! Read More
Overgrown lady parts, a boozy afternoon, a dark room and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg comes under orders to have it off with the legendary toothless singer Shane MacGowan. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine! Read More
Overgrown lady parts, a bad bra and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg races to have sex with all-round genius Stephen Fry. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine! Read More
5 boy 1 Direction. After the X factor Harry, Zayne, Louie, nail and Liam began their road to stardom, girls every went crazy over the boys, there concerts would always be packed full of beautiful girls. One day A fan met the boys backstage a beautiful platinum blonde with gray… Read More
There hadn't been a virgin at the old well in over two hundred years, and then Maeve turned up... Content warning: coarse language, sex scene, supernatural themes. Read More
Note: Originally titled Towards Marriage Without Exhibiting Love. NOVELLA: Kacie returns from Volunteer Abroad Service with her nesting instinct beginning to bite. She decides to find an A-List guy but stumbles across Harry. Harry carries a big piece but would be lucky to make C-List. But he listens to Kacie… Read More

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