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A sequel to 'I Wouldn't Do That for Just Anyone'. And indeed why would she? Read More
A humorous story about a boy who joins the school ballet class not entirely voluntarily Read More
Book 4 is a continuation of Books1-3. Book 1 was published on Booksie. See https://www.booksie.com/560669-old-beginnings-new-endings For the first book. *Synopsis* Sergeant Erin Kennedy returns to her hometown of London, as a senior police officer just out of a failed romantic relationship. But what she lacks in romantic success, she makes… Read More
Book 3 is a continuation of Book 1&2. Go to: https://www.booksie.com/560669-old-beginnings-new-endings for the first book. *Synopsis* Sergeant Erin Kennedy returns to her hometown of London, as a senior police officer just out of a failed romantic relationship. But what she lacks in romantic success, she makes up for professionally. An… Read More
These are lots of good jokes. Some of them are dirty, some of them are clean and all of them are funny. Read More
Book 2 is a continuation of Book 1 which was published on Booksie. See https://www.booksie.com/560669-old-beginnings-new-endings For the first book. *Synopsis* Sergeant Erin Kennedy returns to her hometown of London, as a senior police officer just out of a failed romantic relationship. But what she lacks in romantic success, she makes… Read More

Reads: 492

Comments: 6

Shelves: 2

The Booksiesilk Classic Group House

A rewrite of the Christmas classic with some humor and eroticism added for good measure. Read More

Tags: humour, married, m-f

london phrases. see which one's you recognise :) Read More

Poem / General Erotica

January 07, 2016

Reads: 905

Comments: 7

The Booksiesilk Classic Group House

A humorous look at erotica. Read More
The Barbie doll is an image which many young and older women have adopted since their childhood.It's the image to go where they think that society embraces their false looks. In reality there is an element of conformity attached to their choice of image because due to their insecurity,vanity and… Read More
Amusing account of a hotel managers cross-dressing experience recollected during one morning at one of York's busiest hotels. George the manager is an eccentric and rather egotistical person who has more skeletons in his closet than an average crypt. When he's not flirting with the young women who work under… Read More
This transgender Comic yarn is an account of events which happened over 2 decades ago one late spring evening in May The story details a somewhat graphic account of a group of friends who decide that crossdressing is an excellent theme night idea for my flat warming party. Two lesbians… Read More
A quantum leap erotic genderbender themed story about how time and space can reveal the mystery of the possibilities a person can change sex and their identity whilst time traveling through an apparent parallel universe but yet not meet themselves along the way. So as the theory goes "The same… Read More
This story focuses on Afterlife which takes you the reader on an imagined journey from the subject's demise to a new world of existence. The portal of one doorway slams shut as another one opens up where fact and fiction collide introducing the prospect of life after death. The reader… Read More
An encounter in a yoga class begins with a note of mysticism but ends in a decidedly physical manner. Read More
Another helping of my smutty prose that I wrote a while ago. Read More
This is going to make no sense unless you have read some of the preceding stories in the series. It is Caitlin and Kate's big day - what could go wrong? Read More
A slightly humorous look at a situation familiar to many parents! Read More

Tags: erotica, humour

This will not make much sense if you have not read the earlier parts, so I suggest you find those on my profile first. They are not long and are quite fun. Geoff does something stupid with Cathleen and it looks like he will regret it for a long time.… Read More

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Comments: 63

Shelves: 1

The Booksiesilk Classic Group House

==The full story is now complete and uploaded to Booksie== Comments from Bookie Readers: "Out of all the books I've read, this has been one of the best!! ... it was amazing." (reader Hk4eva123) "I loved this book." (reader carameldreams) "One of the best reads ever for me." (reader Danimal)… Read More
A funny, well-observed and intelligent story of the gradual sexual enlightenment of a 39 year old woman in middle England who falls in love with her married village neighbour - a top ranking British military hero and much decorated veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts. Their erotic romance will… Read More
Really rude but funny poem about dogging (NOT FOR KIDS) Read More

Tags: sex, humour, rude, dogging

To Angela, for inspiration to write about our one night stand, sorry for the sore pelvis and leaving way passed seven. Read More
This follows on from The date trilogy parts 1, 2 & 3 (in the words of Douglas Adams, it is a trilogy in four parts). It will make no sense if you have not read the other parts first. It is supposed to be humourous and a bit sexy. There… Read More
Come join me on a psychedelically dark set of emotionally disturbing yet childishly comic tales! Or don't, as it's probably crap. But can I tempt you by mentioning that the characters include a depressed toilet, a dead dictator, an angry stockbroker with an axe, and God's testicle? If so, I… Read More
This follows on from The date trilogy 1 & 2. It will mkae no sense if you have not read them first. It is supposed to be humourous and a bit sexy. There are some frank descriptions of sex in it, although I wouldnt say it was too explicit -… Read More

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