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Poem
Humor
September 12, 2018
The day I got run over was not a happy day.
If I had saw the car coming I’
Miscellaneous
Humor
August 24, 2018
Shelves: 1
just a few lyrics for a possible dirty ditty?
Miscellaneous
Humor
July 11, 2018
Shelves: 1
This is the best joke conceived in a really long time. We just had to share it.
A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick…
Short Story
Romance
September 26, 2017
A man finds himself thinking on the Willow Tree where he and his wife first made love. It's lost its importance to them both...but not for the reasons that some might suspect.
The second episode in a series of short stories about a young lesbian, her partner and the ghost of her wickedly sadistic mother. As usual, Daddy comes in for some rough treatment. Well, he never should have killed her in that car crash ...
By Peter Rancer
Let's take one body at a time what do we have 4 lunch red mix her juicy Moon lady lingerie.He desperately needed to Candy cane her.He didn't care for stripes he was well hearted. Called the old sniper big teeth he gave it all he had couldn't get it up…
Short Story
Erotica
November 17, 2015
Shelves: 1
This story is a follow up from my last story The One Night Stand: Virgin Edition. What happened after Ashley? In this story I reconnect with an old friend named Erica and we experience 3 great rounds of sex in my grandmothers minivan a.k.a The Love Machine.
By BadilloD05
Book
Horror
October 26, 2015
Jack The Soul Taker is a rather curious supernatural tale set in the late 1950's about a meddling medium Maggie Grimes who holds a one night yearly seance.
After visiting her sister in nearby Minehead a tragic death occurs and it would appear that something sinister has marked her card.…
Book
Humor
September 11, 2015
Shelves: 1
Ellen Lawrence is not your average college student. More open with her sexuality than most, she possesses multiple lovers who she moves between freely. For her, sex is something to be enjoyed, not tied down by- a position shared by her multiple romantic partners.
However, there is one thing she…
By Aurelia Grey
Short Story
Erotica
July 17, 2015
A hot night between a young man and elderly lady
Short Story
Humor
June 14, 2015
He tentatively squeezes the buns together, watching the juice's squirt from her burger. Then he opens them up and dives in, licking up her juices with his tongue before taking it into his mouth, moaning in pleasure as he does.
This is just another day in the life of Beau,…
I do NOT claim authorship of these things. They were found on the 'net.
Poem
Humor
February 13, 2014
Shelves: 1
just a funny freestyle I made about food.
Poem
Other
February 03, 2014
Shelves: 1
Just a random song I made before I ate lunch. I make random songs like this all the time.
Poem
Humor
February 02, 2014
Shelves: 1
My UOENO freestyle that is also a true story. Basicly I slept with my xgf's aunt and best friend in the same day once to get revenge on her. She came in her bedroom and saw her aunt almost nude with her bra on my head. So I jumped out…
Short Story
Erotica
December 18, 2013
A fun little Christmas tale for my readers :)
Poem
Poetry
December 05, 2013
Shelves: 1
just a random rap before bed
Poem
Humor
November 28, 2013
Shelves: 1
my pt2 of my "control" freestyles
Poem
Humor
November 28, 2013
Shelves: 1
my "Control" freestyle pt1
Poem
Humor
October 07, 2013
Shelves: 1
my "Baby I" freestyle
Short Story
Gay and Lesbian
June 22, 2013
A funny post from the forums on The Gay Christian Network - very short, worth reading! :) lol
Book
Romance
April 14, 2013
Shelves: 2
Following the lives of a group of wealthy, sex and love addicted wives who meet weekly at a spa/jewelry outlet called the Divine. Every chapter focuses on one of the five women who share their journey together through passion,
sex, love, sadness, alcoholism, betrayal, hilarity, and friendship.
Release Date: TBA…
Book
Erotica
April 13, 2013
Mr Dawson is a multi millionaire who owns a major cooperation. With his busy tasks and crazy work shifts, he meets a young girl in a bar. Her name is Delilah Sharp. He ends up falling dangerously in love with her and takes her back to his apartment. Will they…
Short Story
Humor
March 06, 2013
Shelves: 1
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Recalling a circumstance when a stray pubic hair got stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Miscellaneous
Erotica
December 21, 2012
Got any Reindeer Games?
Poem
Humor
November 26, 2012
Shelves: 1
This poem i wrote is for cupid since he does not know who to match up together he deeply pissed me off .
Short Story
Memoir
November 24, 2012
Shelves: 1
Talking about funny stuff that people do which sometimes pisses me off thank you i hope you enjoy reading .
Short Story
Humor
November 13, 2012
Shelves: 1
When I meet the girl of my dreams, she turns out to be a little more than I bargained for in the bedroom. Our first date is a real pisser.
By MikeGoldberg
Short Story
Humor
October 20, 2012
Shelves: 1
I have been writing several shorts stories describing some of my life experiences, mostly of sexual nature. You may find that E- Fatty is missing some detail in description, but that is because most of my stories interconnect; at the end the story makes sense and it will make you…
Short Story
Humor
October 17, 2012
A hayshed, a looming chat show disaster and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg must have sex with hilarious Irish telly host Graham Norton.
Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!
By Brenda Borg
Short Story
Humor
October 17, 2012
A one-toothed scumbag, a posh hotel room and an interrupted evening collide as Brenda Borg must have sex with peerless Geordie laughter lady Sarah Millican.
Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!
By Brenda Borg
Short Story
Humor
October 17, 2012
A cold Irish beach, a Mini and a voyeur collide as Brenda Borg must shag brilliant, towering comedian Dara O Briain on a car bonnet.
Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!
By Brenda Borg
Short Story
Humor
October 16, 2012
Overgrown lady parts, a boozy afternoon, a dark room and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg comes under orders to have it off with the legendary toothless singer Shane MacGowan.
Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!
By Brenda Borg
Short Story
Humor
October 16, 2012
Overgrown lady parts, a bad bra and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg races to have sex with all-round genius Stephen Fry.
Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!
By Brenda Borg
Book
Romance
July 23, 2012
Shelves: 1
The world of sex could be about anything but in this ALTERNATIVE WORLD where the demons are sexy and the wemon are varied between flawlessly beautiful and akward. Sex is like hunger for blood to a vampire in this forbidden tale of Chasing Pavements.
This tale of a dream that…
Poem
Horror
July 23, 2012
here we are the final piece. its been a long road, I hope you enjoy this ending to Mr Rady's story!
Poem
Horror
July 16, 2012
This is the Third Fourth of five episodic poems that I am working on. The last will be released next Monday 23Rd!
This is a vision from my dark and twisted mind. If you want to read more on Rady's adventures make sure to read episode 1: Myra, Episode 2…
Poem
Horror
July 09, 2012
This is the Third episode of five episodic poems that I am working on. I will release one each Monday for you the reader to enjoy, and well hopefully feel sick from.
This is a vision from my dark and twisted mind. If you want to read more on Rady's…
Poem
Poetry
July 02, 2012
This is the Second episode of five episodic poems that I am working on. I will release one each Monday for you the reader to enjoy, and well hopefully feel sick from.
This is a vision from my dark and twisted mind. If you want to read more on Rady's…
Poem
Poetry
June 25, 2012
This is the first episode of five episodic poems that I am working on. I will release one each Monday for you the reader to enjoy, and well hopefully feel sick from.
This is a vision from my dark and twisted mind. You will probably find this disgusting, maybe grim.…
Short Story
Erotica
June 24, 2012
Goldie is a quiet girl, a girl of good nature and kindness. But she also has a secret that would prove otherwise...
Book
Romance
June 06, 2012
Advanced Studies for Illustrious Elite (ASIE) University is home to Evelyn and Jason. Here they are taught of the world's finances, governments, religions, and military strategies. But, here they also learn what true love really is and are presented with obstacles that will test this love.
Book
Humor
May 08, 2012
Nadia is starting her freshman year of college and to celebrate her and 3 friends go to Vegas, party, drinking, gambling, and cute guys were on her mind it was going to be perfect nothing could go wrong. or can it?She wakes up in a strangers bed, in his house…
Poem
Humor
February 17, 2012
Shelves: 1
A funny, slightly offensive poem.
Poem
Humor
February 17, 2012
Shelves: 1
A poem about my mother.
Poem
Humor
February 17, 2012
Shelves: 1
Reminiscing about days of the past.
When you're getting old but you still feel horny sometimes it's good to know it's not all over.
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