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When I was young in the 70's the main half joking cuss was.....hit me kick me BUT Don,t shit me It was replaced by "mother fucker" in the 80 s. I have no idea what it is NOW!!! lol! Read More
Richy was married with children. Richy was also addicted to porn Read More
We are only free to do as we choose for a short period of time. Read More
A few years ago I had some spare time and watched a CD on my TV. A top scientist named Ted Whitten and others as well had worked out in theory that there are ELEVEN dimensions. We live our day to day lives in just three of them. Length width… Read More
Sarah was 20 years of age and just loved to parade her wares in her neighbourhood.. Read More
We will stay in the year 2025. Mary's friend Liza laughingly suggested Mary now buy a slow cooker. The hilarious episode with the new smart kettle now had the hot chicks in sexual mode. Read More

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Comments: 1

The VanillaEssence House

Artificial Intelligence will soon give our everyday home appliances an ability that we may not want to know about. Just like the chirpy tell all pet Parrot of yesteryear. Read More

Featured Review by DampKitten

"I've got a smart turkey baster and a devious blender. Why don't you come over tonight and let me show you my bean grinder, Mr. Vanilla." Read More

Mika has worked the wooden horses in the carousel to the max. Our hot lady is about to become a ferris wheel whore. Up Up And Away. Read More
They call it a Carousel in North America. We call it a Merry-Go- Round in Australia Our naughty lady dreamt up a way to have cock and be paid for it. Read More
What price FUN.!! Read More

Featured Review by DampKitten

"I never get on a ride for coherent mind sets. I get on the rides where it says, “Remove your clothes and sit on the designated stick shiftâ€..." Read More

This highly perfumed plantation was hidden deep in the amazon rainforest. Once a year in early spring the climatic conditions.....soft rain,light winds,intense afternoon heat......all combined to create an airborn taste sensation experience The small village of about 200 shy inhabitants organised a "mating orgy" such as no other. Read More

Featured Review by Storywriterx

"I have always liked the taste of vanilla" Read More

Jennifer and Johnny were walking on the mountain and got lost. Just in time they came across a rather large cabin. The sign on the door "etched" into the wooden frame said If it's just the two of you then HE can become a real "MOUNTIN' MAN". I got the… Read More

Featured Review by VanillaEssence

"It's obvious that Cabin Sex is just too claustrophobic for most folks to digest on a diet of other great stories everywhere.sob!sob! lol!" Read More

Featured Review by DampKitten

"Damn, Vanilla. I don't know if I'll even be alive in 2035! At least I have some time to consider an appropriate poem for your passing. Hopefu..." Read More

Featured Review by Dick Wood

"Dark humor like food. Some people don't get it. Good story. " Read More

Reads: 370

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The Booksiesilk Classic Group House

Featured Review by DampKitten

"First person narrative dialogue....poetry (I do like dialogue in poems) Gwen seems very direct and verbal with a kink for mutual masturbation...." Read More

Reads: 293

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The VanillaEssence House

Featured Review by DLCannon

"Hu hu! That was funny!" Read More

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