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Every Holiday season, Butterball opens up the Butterball Hotline for culinary emergencies. The following account was an actual event recorded last year. Read More

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"Soo funny and sexy all at once. Definitely enjoyed reading this again, Damp. Thanks for sharing such a succulent holiday treat! Merry Christm..." Read More

Cucky isn't just a lovable clown. Cucky is, above all other things, an entertainer and artist. Well....maybe just a clown. Read More

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Cyrus Kairos didn't know what to expect from the mentor that he was being assigned to. But, there was nothing quite like walking in on his mentor's frivolous activities to make him wary of his training.(Mostly Humor/Romance) Read More
Have you ever asked yourself, what is power? Is it money? Is it fame? Is it influence over someone or something? Is is strength? Is it good, Is it bad? Before you answer allow me to tell you a story, the likes of which I know you've never heard. (After… Read More

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The reader finds herself visited by a special someone on Christmas Eve. Read More
This a collection of the first chapters in the Overwhelming Series. Enjoy! Read More

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Sebastian's job is to spy on Megan, learn her family secret but keep his distance. Maybe having sex at their first meeting was a bad idea he realises when the compulsion he used on her to forget the erotic interlude starts to wear off. Seb finds it increasingly difficult to… Read More
Austin Colton is your average young adult. Average height, average build, average looks. His one true pride and joy is his genius level strategic prowess. With it he can seemingly alter fate itself. Even if he has almost no willingness to use it. Living most of his life on the… Read More
In the post apocalyptic aftermath of world war III, mankind has been separated into two factions. There are Humans, those untainted by the radiation of nuclear warfare. Then there are those whose cells have been infected and mutated, known as Humes. The segregation has caused unrest fueling a great deal… Read More
This is a short story about a very humorous sexual event that occurred in my life at the age of 18 based on a true story. Read More
Having just finished his time at college, with his best friend Derek's persuasion, the two end up going on a vacation for the summer before leaving the states for work. Heading out to a remote, nature filled area for their vacation, after a chance - and lucky - encounter with… Read More
Hope springs eternal for romance seeking Sarah as she meets her ideal guy online and embarks on a wild,lusty and passionate relationship. Dowdy old maid Sarah works for a haulage company in downtown Sheffield operating from a bland Portakabin. One day her life changes forever as she begins an online… Read More
A man can't stand to watch porn anymore because the actors' penises don't look like his, therefore he must go out and find his dick double. Read More
Pilot chapters... Brillant, sassy lawyer, Jasmine Lincoln has only one regret that she never ever wanted to remember again. However, fate is something you just can't control. Read about what happens to Sugar Cohen's best friend from Design for You! Read More

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It's a screenplay for a short film I had attempted to make a year ago. While we were never able to get enough resources to actually make the film, at least you can check out its screenplay. A man wakes up in a mysterious classroom. He has no idea how… Read More
Anyone who ever watches the kinds of programs featured on the late night Adult Swim network might be able to understand the kind of humor featured here. I feel like it's the sort of thing that's clever half the time and just plain stupid the other half. It's understandable if… Read More
Kyle and Malena have been dating for the better half of a year now, and have finally decided to deepen their connection. Now, will the world around them let them have it their way? Read More
Nagami Tsukamoto, a loner girl with a short temper but with ravishing looks is pursued by four girls much to her dismay. She is also reluctant by their lust for attention but has hidden aggressive side that excites them besides her temper. *:3 short and sexy like a skirt, wanna… Read More
You've heard of The Elf on a Shelf. Well, for grown-ups there's Whore in a Drawer. Basically, your bad girl type who corrupts that kewpie doll looking Santa helper. This is done as a parody of Dr. Seuss's The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Read More
Sharon Valentine is a cute very busty girl, who returns home on vacation from a college boarding school where she was bored and still sexually frustrated. Sharon then encounters a mysterious girl offering a delicious taste to her paradise of relievement. Read More
Hikaru Tamashiro is the new girl at a popular rare all girl’s college boarding school, right away she gains two best friends and manages to fit in perfectly. She then quickly meets four girls who each are different but share the same taste for Hikaru much to her dismay. Read More
Taylor and Juliet are two good friends who go on vacation to an island paradise but once there things start off a little unplanned and upsetting that they end up staying in the wrong place. But at this peaceful house close to the island shores and beauty the girls began… Read More
Kelly Collins arrives in CloverDashWood to take up a maid job offer to a wealthy woman with two daughters. There she is often mistaken for a boy,her being gorgeous and handsome at the same time, then by her tomboyish nature and choice of maid servant clothing. Though working for two… Read More
The Yoshida Family is known for being very gorgeous, wealthy, and popular in Ashikaga town, a beautiful small place. Kyoko, the only daughter and second eldest child doesn’t like the hungry fans and so much attention of all kinds of people that keeps her and her twin brother Naoto stuck… Read More
Enter the parallel world of the Ruber Blood Kingdom and meet the new identities of Kadiri and the girls. Strawberry Banana Smoothie Special* Kadiri Yasuda- Kadi& Kadia (Thief SpellCaster/Succubus) Momoko- Manami (Bunny Maid) Aya- Ayako (Royal Knight) Hatsuyo- Hatsue (Royal Princess) Cherry* Uta- Utako (Beautiful Hunter Assassin) Nene- Nishi (Cat… Read More
Michiru Shinsato is now out of school for the beginning of summer vacation, ready to relax and have some fun but finds herself filling in for more work at her part time job at Rosaceae restaurant. But her next costumer may change things, Karina Yasuda, a spunky and playful beauty… Read More
A funny, well-observed and intelligent story of the gradual sexual enlightenment of a 39 year old woman in middle England who falls in love with her married village neighbour - a top ranking British military hero and much decorated veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan conflicts. Their erotic romance will… Read More
Prequel: Strawberry Banana Smoothie ? Family Story: Fleshy Fruit Paradise/Berry Bosom Blossom? Plot: Kotomi Yasuda is a young beautiful, friendly, yet withdrawn girl and the twin cousin of Kadiri Yasuda. She has just transferred to a private girl’s school for her second year and to be near her childhood friends.… Read More

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