How to make some Quick Cash

How to make some Quick Cash How to make some Quick Cash

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Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

Hubie has got himself into a bind and his friends are trying to help him out, but can he really be a male stripper? He needs the money.....

Summary

Hubie has got himself into a bind and his friends are trying to help him out, but can he really be a male stripper? He needs the money.....

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Submitted: September 02, 2015

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Submitted: September 02, 2015

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Hubie was standing back stage muttering to himself that this was crazy.  His brain suddenly thought of the Vacation clip where Chevy Chase was about to jump into the pool with a very nude Christie Brinkley and he kept muttering the same phrase, “This is crazy; this is crazy” and he couldn’t help but smile.  He thought back to what started this ridiculous plan in motion and shook his head.  He was a fairly successful businessman, but he took a huge chance in the stock market and it had blown up in his face.  After it had occurred, he was telling his friends that he was in dire need of making cash quickly and they were throwing out suggestions; many of which were against the law and that was the last problem he needed. 

He thought it was hopeless until one of his friends told him that he knew a guy that stripped and made so much cash he sometimes didn’t know what to do with it.  Everyone was laughing as the idea of the conservative Hubie stripping was too much to even fathom, but the more they talked about it, even Hubie started to warm to the idea.  He took care of himself so he had the requisite physique and he was a good looking man, but his personality was almost painfully introverted, so the idea of being around all those women was both thrilling and sickening to him; especially since he’d have to perform. 

After a few more drinks, he drove to the strip joint and went inside to apply.  What he didn’t expect was that they offered him a job on the spot and made it contingent upon him stripping that very night.  Now, here he was wondering what to do and whether he’d get laughed off the stage if he agreed to strip.  A woman assistant manager named Tina was buttering him up and took him to the costume area and when he saw the gangster style suit, he knew that would be one of his costumes.  She’d already seen him without a shirt and was telling him the women would go crazy for him and he’d easily make several hundred dollars tonight. 

He thought the idea was crazy, but then he saw one of the top dancers come back with wads of cash in his hands.  He was laughing and in great spirits as he told the others that there was a birthday party of about 20 women in the club and they were all hot and pretty wild.  The nauseous feeling grew in his stomach and then Tina was handing him a shot and she did one with him.  He had no idea what it was, but it burned just enough and then she was pulling him around the corner and kissing him as she purred that some had dribbled down his chin and she didn’t want to waste it. 

That got him revved up and before he knew it she was helping him get dressed and as he fidgeted with his tie, she told him he was up next and just have fun.  As he tried to keep from puking on himself he thought, “How the hell am I supposed to have fun?” but then his brain had a moment of clarity and he realized that if he couldn’t relax and put on a good show, he wouldn’t make much money and all of this stress would be wasted. 

When he heard his stage name of Jay, the CPA, fill the room, he took a deep breath and marched out on stage.  He’d never done anything like this before and he wasn’t even sure how he was going to dance or when he should strip, but when he heard the woman applaud and then he heard some approving catcalls, something came over him.  He looked for the birthday party group and after what was probably a couple of fairly awkward looking dance moves, he strolled their direction as he removed his suit coat.  He pointed to what looked like one of the group’s ringleaders and motioned her over. 

She was a bleach blonde with curves that were just slightly more voluptuous than he normally preferred, but he pulled her close and he let her remove his shirt as he whispered in her ear, “Which one is the birthday girl?” 

The woman was already pretty wasted as her hand grabbed at his crotch in the process of laughing and saying, “She’s really shy; you’ll never get her up here”.  She turned and pointed to a woman in a light blue dress that seemed to be trying to disappear as soon as she realized they were looking her way. 

He felt the woman stuff some money in the waist band of his slacks and then he was moving and more women from the group were moving up to the stage.  He still had his tie on and his eyes were on the birthday girl as he stepped onto a table, then a chair and down to the floor.  He was surrounded by three different woman and each was trying to grind on him; his hips, his thighs, his crotch.Although he playfully bantered with the women to ensure he’d get some cash out of his efforts, he kept his eyes on the birthday woman.  He asked the women what her name was and they all giggled when he tried to use his sexiest voice and said, “Tell Laura that I have a special birthday dance for her.” 

He could hear his song coming to the last minute, so he winked at Laura and jumped back on stage and teased the women in the crowd with removing his slacks, but he never did.  He did flex his biceps and shake his pectorals and make eye contact with as many women as he could as his song came to an end.  To his delight, women tossed money up on stage and one of the helpers came out to help collect it.  He winked at a few, but he paused for a long moment and made eye contact with Laura and then blew her a kiss. 

He saw her blush and as he walked off the stage he was thinking of her.  He’d been quite taken with her because she had a sweet and sexy look about her and that combination wasn’t something he saw every day.  She seemed completely out of place in the strip club and she seemed very uncomfortable in the formfitting spaghetti strapped dress. He saw her fidget with her dress every time he looked in her direction, but she looked amazing in it.  She was very tan, so the light blue looked great and it was fairly short along with having what he thought was called a tulip hem so he got some great views of her legs. 

He couldn’t stop thinking of trying to give her a thrill and he wondered how he could pull it off.  He also wondered about asking her out although he figured that would be an uphill battle since she certainly didn’t look like someone that would date a stripper.  He caught himself laughing at that one as he absentmindedly sorted the money he’d collected as he wasn’t a stripper but he had just thought of himself as one. 

When he realized he had about $100 in his hands and he hadn’t even had to take off his pants, he thought this wasn’t such a bad gig.  Tina was suddenly there and she had an idea for his next outfit.  When he saw it, he nodded his head and laughed.  It was a basketball uniform and since he played in high school it seemed perfect.  The fact that the jersey was going to be uber tight on him and it had the number 69 on it made him laugh even more. When she said they had a basketball hoop in the wings that they could roll out he nodded as he was a pretty decent dunker and that might get the women’s interest. 

She offered another shot, but he shook his head but he allowed her to kiss him again and he figured that if nothing happened with Laura, he was clearly going to be fucking Tina tonight. Sooner than he thought was possible, it was his turn and he went out to the stage to one of his favorite AC/DC songs.  He pounded down two thunderous dunks before ripping off the jersey and moving down the chow line.  He hopped off the stage again and woman after woman came up to him and as he was a fairly decent  dancer, he danced with each one quickly; letting them rub against him for a moment before spinning them around and breaking free. 

He felt lips on his neck and hands everywhere; his crotch, his ass, his face.  He felt like a piece of meat, but he admitted to himself that he was loving it.He quickly made it close to the birthday group and when he spied Laura sitting in the middle of several of them on a high stool, he wanted her badly.  He’d noticed that the other strippers had each tried to engage her, but she had quickly rebuffed their advances, so he had readied himself for being shot down. 

However, when he offered his hand to her and said loudly enough for her to hear over the music, “You’re the one I want to dance with, Laura; will you do me the honor?” 

She took his hand and he marveled at how soft her hand was, but then she shook her head no.  He motioned for the DJ and he changed the music to a popular country song and he hoped he’d guessed right that she enjoyed country music.  Her smile broadened and then she scooted forward on her chair to ready herself to step down and he was treated with a view of some very sexy purple panties. 

His strong hands gripped her hips and he lifted her and pulled her close and gracefully set her down in an open area and quickly twirled her before pulling her close again as he whispered, “Happy Birthday, beautiful lady.” 

Her giggle was amazing as she whispered, “You’re good, Jay; really good.  I love basketball and this song is one of my favorites.” 

He smiled and looked deep into her eyes as he whispered, “Sometimes lady luck shines down upon me.”  He let his lips graze her ear ever so sensuously before he added, “And purple is my favorite color of lingerie.”

She gasped a “Jesus” at the realization of what he’d seen but she didn’t pull away and instead pressed herself even closer to him.  He knew he didn’t have much time, so he twirled her again and again and she laughed merrily and then he pulled her close again and whispered, “I do hope you’ll allow me to be the one to administer the required birthday spankings to your lovely ass, Laura.”

He squeezed one toned cheek and let his fingers creep just enough to the middle so she’d feel a light pressure against her sex and she moaned into his ear before whispering, “Jesus; why can’t you be something other than a stripper?” 

He wanted to explain; to tell her the truth, but his song was over and he didn’t have time.  He escorted her to the table and she said in a breathless tone, “Where’s my purse?”  Her friends didn’t give her the chance to tip him and instead he felt hands stuffing money into his shorts; some of them quite aggressively until he had two hands on his cock which throbbed at their touch.  He somehow pulled away from the groping hands although that was the last thing his cock wanted. 

The next stripper was starting and per the club rules he could stay in the crowd for only part of the next act so he whispered in Laura’s ear, “I’m actually not a stripper; this is my first night.” 

She looked at him and rolled her eyes and said, “Yeah, right; you’re way too good at this.” 

He took it as a compliment, but now he wished he wasn’t such a natural and so he quickly said, “Ask anyone that works here.”  And then he looked deep into her eyes and the chemistry between them was obvious and intense as he added, “I’m telling you the truth, Laura.  I’ll prove it to you, but first tell me beautiful.  Tell me you’re wet from our short time together.” 

She laughed nervously and shook her head and he expected her to give him a flat no, but she brushed her lips against his ear before whispering, “I’m soaked, Jay and it’s all because of you.” 

“My name is actually Hubie and I’ll expect you to show me how soaked you are later; once you find out I’m truly not a stripper” he purred. 

Her eyes went wide and she shook her head, but her eyes were sparkling with amusement and he was mesmerized by them.

He hurried back stage to ensure he didn’t upset the current stripper and when he realized he’d made nearly $250 this time he thought to himself that maybe he should become a stripper full time before laughing at how outrageous of an idea that was. 

Tina was quick to show up and together they picked out a magician’s costume that had a tophat and a huge red silk cape and he immediately started smiling as he had an incredible idea that made it difficult to breathe. 

He got some water and put on some more deodorant as he was sweaty and getting kind of ripe when someone announced that he had a visitor.  He turned and Laura was standing in the doorway and damn if she didn’t even look better in the full light of their dressing room.  He quickly hustled over before she saw something she didn’t need to see and they stood at a table back behind the stage so it was hidden from sight from the crowd.  She smiled playfully and then held out her hand and said, “Hi Hubie – I’m Laura; so if you’re not really a stripper what the fuck are you doing here?” 

He couldn’t help but laugh and then he realized she made no attempt at pulling her hand away and he slid his fingers in between hers as he took a deep breath.  He quickly explained what he’d done and how he needed money to cover his margin calls or his underwater stock trades would be sold out and he’d be locked into the losses.  She seemed to understand exactly what he was talking about and then they talked for a few minutes about herself and her job at a bank. 

He finally said, “Laura – I’ve never met a woman that has had such an effect on me.  You’re incredibly beautiful, both sweet and sexy and obviously intelligent and I’d like to take you out on a proper date as soon as we can, but forgive me for admitting that I want you desperately.” 

He wouldn’t have been surprised if she’d slapped him and said she didn’t want to see him, but instead she looked deeply into his eyes as if her bullshit meter was warming up.  She finally squeezed his hand and softly whispered, “Jesus Hubie, you have no idea how hearing that thrills me.  From the moment you made eye contact with me, my body hasn’t felt like my own.  We’ve not done anything other than a little dirty dancing and I’ve been on the verge of cuming and it’s been way too long since a man has made me feel like this.” 

He leaned in and kissed her softly; sensuously and whispered, “Laura, this is a magical night and he doffed his top hat which made her smile.  You have no reason to trust me, but if you do so, I promise you that you won’t be sorry.” 

She bit down on his lower lip and pulled on it playfully and said, “Hubie, I must be crazy because I do trust you.  Just don’t saw me in half, okay?” 

They both laughed and then she started to walk away and then stopped and walked behind his back and said, “Don’t peek”. 

He had no idea what she was doing, but then a moment later she was pressing her silky and soaked panties into his hand.  They shared a smoldering look and she blushed a beautiful crimson when he held them up to his nose and breathed in her intoxicating scent.  She walked off and he hoped the cape would hide the massive erection he had.  He tucked the panties into his pocket as his mind played through the scenario he’d been thinking about since he’d seen this magician’s costume.

Moments later, he was on stage and in his deepest and hopefully most sensuous voice he announced, “I need the birthday woman to help me with my magic act.” 

Several women tried to insist they had birthdays also, but he pointed at Laura and she smiled and then with an uncharacteristic swagger, she sashayed up to the edge of the stage.  There was a back staircase, so he took her hand and led her to it and as he she stepped up on stage she whispered, “I’m glad there were stairs as I was afraid I was going to flash my wet pussy to everyone.” 

He chuckled and then he gasped as her hand grazed his very hard cock and she sighed.  He pointed to the DJ and he started his song; this one a slower song as he announced that he was going to make something disappear.  He quickly pulled up the chair he had set on the edge of the stage and as he sat down, he pulled his cape around both of them.  As he hoped, it covered their heads all the way down to the floor.  Inside the cape he said, “I’m going to make my boner disappear, love.” 

She gasped and then groaned as he freed his cock and she saw he was already wearing a condom and she eagerly straddled his thighs and impaled herself down onto his cock.  He couldn’t help but groan how tight she was and how amazing it felt and she gasped that he was the biggest she’d ever had.  She rode him slowly so as to not draw too much attention to the movements under the cape, but when he leaned her back enough that his fingers could caress her clit, she gasped, “Oh fuck yes, Hubie.  Just like that; I’m almost there.” 

He began thrusting up; urgent to cum with her and his fingers became more insistent, more forceful on her clit and she responded by biting into his shoulder to stifle her screams and then he felt her pussy gripping him in a sweet embrace as her muscles contracted when she came.  The additional friction and the wildness of fucking her on the stage and how thrilling it was to have her biting him to stifle screams of pleasure and he exploded.  He was dizzy from the force of it and he wished they could enjoy the moment longer, but he knew they were running out of time. 

He helped her stand and fix her dress and then with a whirl of his cape, he said some goofy magical words and then he said “Damn it; this was supposed to end with you being back at my apartment.” 

The crowd burst out laughing as did Laura but then he winked at her and said, “Oh wait; it wasn’t a total disaster” and he held up his arm and her panties were visible at his elbow.  “How did those get here?” he added with a dazzling smile. 

She blushed and shook her head as she walked towards the stairs.  He stopped her and quickly whipped up the back of her dress to display her bare ass and the crowd applauded wildly.  Only he had a close enough view to see how wet her inner thighs were from her cum.  She gave him a pseudo stern look and whispered, “You owe me for this one.” 

He leaned in and kissed her gently on the cheek and whispered, “You can punish me as soon as I’m done spanking you, my dear.” 

 


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