You've Made Me What I AM....PREGNANT

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Featured Review on this writing by Dick Wood

As long as love songs have been around

Many a bezotted lover has made the sound

Honey You've made me what I am

Gena and dirty Jimmy also were no sham


Fast forward to dirty Jimmy who "porked" his lady

Yes Jimbo fucked his woman like any other tradie

Gena was happy Jimbo's cock was hard and long

She had her middle finger up his arse all along


The morning after pill was not Gena's "bag"

Dirty Jimmy in fact only wanted  a fucking "shag"

In fact they fucked once more at 6 in the morning

Gena was giggling and couldn't stop yawning


Gena's daddy was not impressed at the news

Gena told daddy that dirty Jimmy will pay his dues

Daddy took Gena to the abortion clinic to get sore

Gena enjoyed spreading her flaps just once more


The moral of this tawdy little story IS such

To use the backseat of his car for parcel pick-ups

Practise birth control by fucking her asshole more

Keep it a secret that she is your little whore.


Submitted: April 19, 2021

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The morning after pill would have been the less painful choice that many women would have preferred wheb they got knocked up if they had to do it all over again.

Mon, April 19th, 2021 2:53am


lol! We will assume that our fair maiden was of the Catholic Faith.

Thanks for replyingSWx.

Mon, April 19th, 2021 11:21pm

Dick Wood

She should have swallowed or spit it out in a tissue. Then again....she must be a real Sheila.

Mon, April 19th, 2021 11:34pm


Just a Tradie and his Chick livin 'the high life in the back if his "shaggin' Wagon lol!

Thanks for replying Dick

Mon, April 19th, 2021 11:24pm


Or.....just use a birth control regamin? I ain't fuckin' no ass. But if she takes the pill, I'd have a field goal! =P

Mon, May 31st, 2021 5:06pm


The Pill is his answer to a "field goal"
His lady may not want the "side effects" of taking it lol!
Thanks for replying DLC

Tue, June 1st, 2021 12:33pm

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