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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Featured Review on this writing by DLCannon

This could have been seen  written and pasted onto a number of thick wooden poles in the streets of my city wink!.Much like we all do for a missing pet.Here these thick poles support the overhead high voltage wires that branch off into each residence in the street.

Quote.Due to Covit 19 our bakeries and cafe's and pubs may be closed for business.However my wet mouth is always open.Please write your cell number on this advertisement and I will call you back.Checked daily.

Consider my thick wet lips and long tongue entwined around the girth of your fat cock.Lipstick is optional.However  please feel free to request your favorite paint for me to saturate your long thick stiff cock with.

My mother is also a whore and if you like threesomes mum will let you fuck her doggie style complete with happy snaps after I   have emptied your hot cum into my willing mouth and swallowed.Must be a Stud goes without saying.

As I am seven months pregnant I will avoid having you thrust your needy cock up inside of my vagina.

Fee is fair and negotiable.Cash money only.Unquote.

Submitted: October 14, 2020

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Dick Wood

People need a side gig to get by til this covid-19 goes away.

Wed, October 14th, 2020 2:02am

Thanks Dick

Tue, October 13th, 2020 10:24pm


A sign like that on a Mississippi lamp post would result in a lynching. (nothing to do with ethnicity) No where near ready for this level of solicitation

Thu, October 15th, 2020 3:54am


lol!! It is a fantasy that could only happen on

thanks for replying.

Thu, October 15th, 2020 9:08am


Well, my cock is not big. It's actually quite small. It's a "pee pee," so to say. I'm also not a stud. I'm not a douche bag, so I can't be a stud. Sorry to disapoint you. I'll be taking my dick else where now. L.O.L.

Sun, October 18th, 2020 9:33pm


Sometimes less is more.
Thanks for replying DLC

Mon, October 19th, 2020 1:56am


I'll give you a nickel,
to suck my pickel.
It's long and fat,
if you like them like that.
It's too big for your bum,
so in your cunt I will cum.
It will spread yoir lips wide,
as it goes inside.

Tue, October 20th, 2020 2:12am


Game On!
Thanks for repying Ron.

Tue, October 20th, 2020 6:47am


A Bit of fun initially but with the way the internet is patrolled these days by both predators and enforcement agencies it is probably an Oke way to go about things.Thanks for replying Ben.

Mon, October 26th, 2020 2:11am


Sorry. I'm no stud. I'm not douche-bag enough to be one. I know thee fee is higher for small dicks like mine, and I don't think that's fare, but I understand. I wouldn't blame any woman for not wanting to fuck me. It just doesn't make sense that every woman hates all the douche bags, but only fuck douches, at the same time. So fuck even trying. Nice poem though.

Fri, November 19th, 2021 11:20pm

Loretta Martin

She seems like a reasonable

Wed, December 8th, 2021 5:39pm


Thanks for replying

Wed, December 8th, 2021 10:51pm

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