One Trick Pony

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: VanillaEssence

Featured Review on this writing by Amy F. Turner


She was sitting at the bar by herself in the wee small hours of the morning.It was a sleazy bar hidden away in the backstreets.It was known only by "word of mouth".

He was cashed up and lonely and came and sat beside her.She barely acknowledged him until he put a $A100 dollar note down on the bar and asked her in a deep manly voice to order her special drinks.

She ordered for her and he for him and they sat and drank and talked "small talk" for the best part of an hour.After a small pregnant pause she said Quote.My dear lovely man I am married with two kids and a wretched husband who loves me so and buys me flowers each and everyday.If you would be so kind to only fuck my asshole as my cunt is "taken" in my vows before god nine years ago.Unquote

He had no hesitation in accepting her offer of anal only sex and said in a measured voice Quote.My dear lovely woman I too am married to a wretched soul and I take my vows before god seriously too.I have fucked many assholes before yours because I  am "BI".I am sure that your feminine asshole will be tighter and harder to fuck than a mans.I have super lube that I have purchased off an internet porn and dating site.Will it be your room or mine sweet whore.Unquote.

Cheryl the barmaid on duty at that time noted that the two wretched souls left at 2.10AM and that she returned at 2.20AM.Madelin smiled at cheryl and in a giggly voice said Quote.Fuck me stupid me and Jack only got $A20 off dumb Michael after we "rolled him".Unquote.

 


Submitted: March 07, 2021

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Amy F. Turner

And the moral of the story is never to flash high dollars. Always get small bills to pick up women or run the risk of getting rolled.

Mon, March 15th, 2021 3:41am

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lol he should have at least demanded a discreet hand job at the bar in the wee small hours of the morning before "going for glory" after putting his money "down".
Thanks for replying Amy.

Sun, March 14th, 2021 8:47pm

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