Do You Pass The Pub Test.

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: General Erotica  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group


The Pub Test is a fictitious label that is applied to any person who is endeavoring to get out of their comfort zone and achieve something that may be beyond them.I think,anyway.

 

His mame was Tory

He sure did have a story

He was tall and strong

He wanted to write and sing his own songs

 

His manager sat him on the nearest bar stool

He heard utterances like "you look like a tool"

Tory had always been stubborn as a mule

The barman put a pint down in front of Tory

For the next hour or so Tory went for glory

He woke up in his room at three in the morning

Tory had a very sore asshole and started yawning

 

 

Her name was Tess

She loved looking like a mess

Tess had a secret desire

She wanted to fuck a celeb with passion and fire

Her sniggering girlfriends took her to the front bar

After some "Gin Slings" Tess took a piss in a Jar

 

He had money and power and took Tess for a shower

She felt his hand in her groin.He cooed" flower power"

Tess was all flushed as he put a thick stem up her cunt

He whispered our flower is next so please don't jump

He grinned as the sex toy went through it's paces

Tess woke up later on sitting on a toilet of all places

 

 

 

 

 


Submitted: May 17, 2021

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Dick Wood

We all have our freak in us.

Mon, May 17th, 2021 2:04pm

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True.

Thanks for replying Dick.

Mon, May 17th, 2021 6:03pm

DampKitten

I thought the Pub test was going to your nearest pub and seeing how much you could drink before you fell off the bar stool.

Though, come to think of it, I wouldn't mind screwing a celeb or two...

Mon, May 17th, 2021 11:29pm

Author
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lol!! DK.

I Think it depends on where you live.

Here it is a term often used by politicians.
There are a number of sex scandals here about "in crowd" pub boozing.
Our political system here seems to depend early on in a career on boozing and fucking.

Thanks for replying.

Mon, May 17th, 2021 6:01pm

DLCannon

Hu hu! I could really picture all 3 of those sceans. I hope you get back to poetry soon. Would love to read more!

Sun, August 1st, 2021 4:56am

VanillaEssence

bar stools are for cowboy movies lol!!
glad that you liked it DLC.

Sun, August 1st, 2021 6:02am

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