Do You Pass The Pub Test.

The Pub Test is a fictitious label that is applied to any person who is endeavoring to get out of their comfort zone and achieve something that may be beyond them.I think,anyway.

His mame was Tory

He sure did have a story

He was tall and strong

He wanted to write and sing his own songs

His manager sat him on the nearest bar stool

He heard utterances like "you look like a tool"

Tory had always been stubborn as a mule

The barman put a pint down in front of Tory

For the next hour or so Tory went for glory

He woke up in his room at three in the morning

Tory had a very sore asshole and started yawning

Her name was Tess

She loved looking like a mess

Tess had a secret desire

She wanted to fuck a celeb with passion and fire

Her sniggering girlfriends took her to the front bar

After some "Gin Slings" Tess took a piss in a Jar

He had money and power and took Tess for a shower

She felt his hand in her groin.He cooed" flower power"

Tess was all flushed as he put a thick stem up her cunt

He whispered our flower is next so please don't jump

He grinned as the sex toy went through it's paces

Tess woke up later on sitting on a toilet of all places