Dirty Fucking

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: General Erotica  |  House: VanillaEssence


Well welcolm to "Dirtyland".

I Think that the ultimate in "dirty fucking" would be some stud fucking his wommmaaannss asshole"first" then slipping his shit coated "manmeat" into his lovers vagina

The superbug E-Coli thrives in an asshole whether his or hers and for ten minutes of hot salacious dirty fucking madam's cunt may have to endure the indignity of  a sick smelly discharge after her orgasms.

An embarassing visit to her primary care doctor who has to insist on thin rubber surgical gloves and a deep probing long stiff finger into madams "inner cave" as madam lays there with her thighs spread is essential.

"Dirty Slut" her either female or male doctor probably thinks to themself as they write out a prescription for a double dose of pennicillian tablets to be taken four times a day for ten days.

Some years ago my sister-in-law Claire went to her public hospital with a severe case of "the herps".

The female nurses gave her the "raspberry and sars" treatment and "fucked her off" back home asap.

 

Raspberry and sarspiralla is a mixed drink that tastes like cold shit.


Submitted: January 22, 2021

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Dick Wood

Keep it hot and spicy. But keep it clean. Keep it safe.

Sat, January 23rd, 2021 2:29am

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Yes "in a nutshell"
Alcoholic drinks should never be a part of the equation for adventorous couples.
I Think that this is the real danger.

Thanks for replying Dick.

Fri, January 22nd, 2021 11:11pm

DampKitten

And here I thought COVID was the only thing going on...

Sat, January 23rd, 2021 3:32am

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lol!!!
And Here I was worried that you had gone to the next "life"
Do you know that "Account Closed" comes up when I typed your pen name into the search engine
Now Yourself is an experienced nurse Meg.
Is it just an "old wives tale" about vagina penetrated first then the "back door"
If a woman comes into your clinic with say "herpes".do the female nurses "frown on her".
As I said my sister-in-law was treated like a "leper" about ten years ago here ih the hospital.

Thanks for replying DK.

Fri, January 22nd, 2021 10:42pm

Spyguy

Not a good idea to intentionally inflict this type of suffering on someone one cares about!!!

Sun, January 24th, 2021 8:55am

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It was never even a possibility when I was young.
none if us ever thought that was possible.
Internet porn has created the impression that it is a common practice.
I dont think it is more than a sexual fantasy with most people.
In these sexualised times we live in I am sure it is a temptation to some couples.

Thanks for replying Spy.

Sun, January 24th, 2021 3:23am

DampKitten

You'd be surprised who shows up in a medical clinic and with what.
But no, I try not to be judgmental because that's when you get burned.

I haven't closed my account that I know of. Administration closed it for me last time it got closed.

Sun, January 24th, 2021 4:05pm

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As you are a nurse Meg has ANAL become "mainstream fucking" over past the past decade or so.You and your friends probably do your fair share of fucking.Has the sphincter gland now become a casualty of our now totally sexualised society.Their are more assholes poked with big dicks on internet porn movies nowadays than anyone can "poke a stick at".

Sun, January 24th, 2021 5:40pm

DampKitten

I honestly don't ask that question unless somebody has some sort of damage to suggest it. Usually they provide a story from the beginning that you know is bogus.

I'd guess that women are more inclined towards anal sex than let's say they were 2 or 3 decades ago - but that's just a guess. Who knows. What is surprising is that many girls claim to have orgasms from anal sex, and that surprises me.

I did hear a statistic on TV last week that was interesting. Ten years ago, about 20% of the male population trimmed their pubic hair. Now, more than 70% shave or trim their pubes. It has become a big business issue. Companies sell kits specifically for that purpose.

Mon, January 25th, 2021 5:06am

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I Think it is the sexualisation of society through the internet DK.
Both genders have "sex on the brain" so to speak.
I remember reading a quote in the newspaper here about three decades ago by a famous Russian commentator at the time.
Quote. The West will eventually win out over it's economic dilemma's however it cannot do the same with it's Moral dilemma's.Unquote.
I don't think that he even factored what the inernet has become in and to me that makes his prediction even more ominous.

Sun, January 24th, 2021 10:51pm

DampKitten

The internet makes sex more accessible in lots of ways but I don't believe people think any less or more about it than they did centuries ago. There are just a lot of things deemed more 'acceptable' now. Shaving your organ makes it a lot more visible, and that may be porn driven. I don't know. I really think it's more of a trend. People have been fascinated with hair for centuries and the last several decades have been moving away from body hair in general. It's not necessarily driven by more interest in sex. Sex has had maximum interest for centuries regardless of body hair.

I like the trend of guys primping their pricks. Preferences vary, and I'm not one who likes a guy with a totally bald dick (though I do like a smooth scrotum). I'm not into massive bush on the face or in the crotch. I have no issue with tightly trimmed.

There's something particularly interesting about comparing guys with light hair on their heads to their hair down below. It's just a curiosity of mine. I see a lot of guys naked in my line of work. I can tell you that some of them color their hair down there. I'm not opposed to that either, particularly when you are grey; but if you color it down there you also have to color it elsewhere or it will look ridiculous.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 1:27am

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lol! Meg.
Us guys used to have a laugh about a girl with blonde hair who had brown or black pubic hair.
You are quite right DO one and make sure the other matches
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I agree with you about the internet provided it is accessible only on a desktop.People downloading sex on their cell phones I think is "too mainstream".
I don't care personally but beeing able to access sex by teens to mature age folk 24/7 on a cell phone is a sign of a sexually decadent society.

On a lighter note Meg where on earth did the trend of about the last ten years of men growing beards at an exponential rate actually start.

The same goes for the chicks getting tattoos

Thanks for replying Meg.

Tue, January 26th, 2021 5:21am

DampKitten

How are we getting into all this on a review???

Pubic hair...for some reason, male or female, pubic hair tends to be a shade darker than the hair on your head (assuming you have any). Now, if you're a bottle blonde with raven pubes, that's a little different. But some guys like that in a girl. Lots of preferences out there. I do think pubic hair is coming back. A few years ago, you rarely saw a girl less than 30 who wasn't shaved completely clean. Now days, they usually have a well trimmed muff or at least a landing strip, but the labia are waxed. Boys are definitely shaving their balls and trimming up.

Tattoos...absolutely the norm for anyone less than 30. I'm not the norm. I'd say more people than not in that age group have at least one if not several. Baby boomers not so much unless they are military. Much less common in people over 40. Tatts are very vogue in the US right now and reasonably safe. It's big business.

Finally, I think you are inferring that technology has 'enabled' sexual decadence. It has jumped to a new level - so widely accessible and acceptable. I think that's true. It's the gasoline to the spark.

Sat, January 30th, 2021 4:20am

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The "brazillian craze" lasted decades with the chicks and now the guys have embraced it.Meg you are the "horses mouth" on this as you see so many nude bodies.

I just finished watching a segment on TV where an American tattooist has opened about 30 "shops" across America to use "state of the art" laser technology to REMOVE "tatts".He has just 0pened one such "shop" here in Australia.

He said that there are many reasons folks get them removed..some of them to simply have another new "tatt" put on where the older one has just been removed.

I Think that every society that has "lasted" the test of time ends up sexually decadent. The Roman Empire is the obvious one.To me it is like "night following day".
Every healthy person wants to "fuck someone".Eventually "checks and balances" break down

The 1920's were monumentally sexually decadent and only for the 1929 stock market crash that plunged the world into huge unemployment and next to no disposable income for "the masses" god knows where it would have all ended.

I write most of my stuff as "opinion pieces" now Meg so I suppose that is the reason for some reviews becoming longwinded....Sorry lol!

Thanks for replying.

I personally Think that "The premature rise of China" and the "giant ripple affect" it is causing around the world will be the "catalyst" for the death of "the money tree" that is propogating sexual decadence.

Sat, January 30th, 2021 2:34pm