Only For The Laughs

Only For The Laughs Only For The Laughs

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Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

Jamie Renteer is a 23 year old man with a problem. The problem? He's barely a man. With a 2 1/2 inch erect penis, his social/sex life has been a living hell. Ever since high school, Jamie's been teased by girls and humiliated by guys. He can't even enter the locker room without men seeing his incredibly tiny tallywacker. Jamie thought that the worst had been lived until he met Emma Landing, a sexy 19 year old sales clerk at a department store. Jamie will soon find out that the more he interacts with Emma, the more his "small" problem will become an even bigger part of his life.

Summary

Jamie Renteer is a 23 year old man with a problem. The problem? He's barely a man. With a 2 1/2 inch erect penis, his social/sex life has been a living hell. Ever since high school, Jamie's been teased by girls and humiliated by guys. He can't even enter the locker room without men seeing his incredibly tiny tallywacker. Jamie thought that the worst had been lived until he met Emma Landing, a sexy 19 year old sales clerk at a department store. Jamie will soon find out that the more he interacts with Emma, the more his "small" problem will become an even bigger part of his life.

Chapter1 (v.1) - Only For The Laughs

Author Chapter Note

Jamie Renteer is a 23 year old man with a problem. The problem? He's barely a man. With a 2 1/2 inch erect penis, his social/sex life has been a living hell. Ever since high school, Jamie's been teased by girls and humiliated by guys. He can't even enter the locker room without men seeing his incredibly tiny tallywacker. Jamie thought that the worst had been lived until he met Emma Landing, a sexy 19 year old sales clerk at a department store. Jamie will soon find out that the more he interacts with Emma, the more his "small" problem will become an even bigger part of his life.

Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: June 08, 2015

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Chapter One

Life Long Loser

 

~~ "I am a winner." I say as I stare into the mirror. At least, I'd like to think I am, but I'm not. I'm a loser. I've always been a loser. I'll always be a loser. Life is unfair.
 Let me start off by telling you a little bit about my life. When I was born, by penis wasn't visible on the outside. It was so small that you had to physically open up the space between my legs. At first, they thought I was a girl until the ultrasound proved them wrong. I was part of a set of triplets; me; my sister, Summer; and my brother Tommy. When I was about two years old, my brother Tyler was born, two years later, Evan, Kryssie was born when I was eight, and my brother Avery was born when I was twelve. We were a pretty big family, seven kids plus two parents. We fought all the time. My problem was first noticeable, to me, when I was five I wondered why Tommy, who was the same age as me, had a bigger penis. Mine was only visible once in a while, other than that it'd be resting in between my legs. Of course Tommy, Summer, and I (who were young enough to shower together) asked our parents why his was so much bigger. They'd tell us that everybody is different and special in their own way. Then I would look at my baby brother Tyler, who was about a year old, and see that his baby dick was bigger than mine. I was getting a little curious, but not jealous (after all, I was only five). When I was about thirteen, I went to an end of the year pool party thrown by a classmate. While we sat in the pool, the topic of penis size came up. Most of us had just hit puberty and were interested in sex. I had completely forgotten about my experiences with size issues. For some reason, I assumed I was normal. Most boys were saying 4 1/2 inches, 5 inches, 5 1/2 inches (all hard of course). I still regret blurting out, "Mine's 1 1/2 inches hard" The air filled with laughter from boys and girls. My face was as red as the head on my microscopic dick.
 "Oh my God!" giggled one of the girls.
 "You should be wearing a fucking bikini!" Shouted one of the boys as he laughed.
 "You realize that no girl will ever want to have sex with you, right?" teased the prettiest, most popular girl at the time. "Ha ha, unless they're a lesbian."
 When she said that, the kids went crazy. Shouting comments left and right, calling me names, bragging about how big they are. I started to weep, that got them going even harder. I jumped out of the pool, two of the boys following me and yanking my swim suit down in front of the entire grade seven class, that included my brother and sister who were hysterical with laughter yelling, "Haven't changed at all, have you J?" and "Avery is more of a man than you are!" But the worst was Summers comment, "I guess I have another sister. I was two shocked to pull them back up or run. What made it worse was, as all males know, water causes shrinkage, and for me shrinkage meant invisibility. Everyone leaped out of the pool to grab their phones and take pictures of me. From that point on, I was known as Microdick.
 High school was terrible. First day, gym class. I was terrified to shower but I knew if I didn't , guys would start whispering. I tries to find one in the corner, I faced the wall. I was safe until the jock of the school, Logan Brenner, grabbed the shower beside me. He took one look and broke out in a hysterical laughter.
 "What the fuck? That's your dick?" The laughter started to spread. The whole room faced me. Everyone in the room was soft, they were all in between 4 and 5 inches, which is larger than my hard-on. That pretty much ruined my high school career. Every girl made fun of me, every guy emasculated me. Even at home, my siblings old enough to understand would only call me Microdick.
 Every night I would have a dream. I dreamed about a girl that went my school, Katelyn Brandivich. I dreamed that he said she'd fuck me out of pity. I'd go to her house, she'd pull down my pants and giggle. She'd tease me about it a little, but kept true to her promise, kind of. She'd pinch it between two figures, and start rubbing. Her red nail polish gleaming. My face sweating. Her light blue eyes glaring into mine. My small penis hardening. Her long blonde hair falling past her beautiful shoulders. Then, after twenty seconds, I'd cum right in her hair. Her face would turn to disgust as she'd shout for me to leave  her house. I'd wake up. One day, in math class, I fell asleep. I had the dream and woke up to laughter. Katelyn, who sat right beside me, was laughing the hardest.
 "Was I too much for you Microdick?" She giggled.
 My face flushed when the boy in front of me said, "I guess no one has ever told you that you sleep talk."
 Everyone was imitating me. "I'm sorry, Katelyn, I couldn't handle it. You're too pretty." They'd also say, "I'm sorry it's so small."
 I stood up to leave, and realized that I'd jizzed all over my pants. Everyone else noticed as well. Laughter and mocking were mixed with sound of disgust. Thank god that was the final year.
 I never went to college, to afraid of repeating the same humiliating events. Instead, I moved to a new town, away from the cruel atmosphere of my old city. What sucked was that I had absolutely no experience. Never had sex, never kissed a girl, never even danced with a girl. My brother, Tyler, was a ladies' man. He was fucking cute girls every night, while I'd stay home and try to jerk of for more than two minutes. My sister, Summer, also had a pretty active sex life, as a teen. She was known around the school as a classy slut. She loved the attention. She'd always tease me by saying how big the cocks are on the guys who fuck her, and how I'll never have sex with anyone. I hate her.
 I ended up getting a job as a waiter at Palino's. Unfortunately, I still work there as a twenty three year old. Anyway, that's some background info on my life. The story starts when I was at work one day. An extremely hot blonde with huge tits walked in with a well built man. I took their orders and served them. I couldn't stop thinking about her tits, and how lucky that guy was to be able to fuck her. She probably only like big cocks, like most girls. I thought a little too much and came in my pants. I panicked. Without any seeing, I snuck out the back and ran across the road to a clothing store across the road. Clerk at the desk was really cute. She looked pretty young, younger than me. She had long dark, almost black, hair. Nice perky tits, a flat stomach. I prayed that she didn't see the wet stain in my pants. She did.
 "Well, hello there. Problem?" She asked with a slight giggle.
 I turned to walk away but she called me.
 "Hey, wait come back, I was just kidding."
 What she said next, I'll never forget.
 


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