The Giddy Geezer's Advice Guide to Sex for Seniors

The Giddy Geezer's Advice Guide to Sex for Seniors The Giddy Geezer's Advice Guide to Sex for Seniors

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Humorous excerpts from advice column for all matters of a sexual nature!

Summary

Humorous excerpts from advice column for all matters of a sexual nature!

Chapter1 (v.1) - The Giddy Geezer's Advice Guide to Sex for Seniors

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Humorous excerpts from advice column for all matters of a sexual nature!

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Submitted: January 06, 2015

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Chapter Content - ver.1

Submitted: January 06, 2015

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Dear Giddy Geezer,

My wife has been reading some new sex book about this guy who likes to tie his wife up and spank her, now she wants me to tie HER up and put her across my knee. My wife is 79 and I am 80. Does this sound like a good idea at our age?

 

Signed,

Should We Get Knotty

Bar Harbor, ME

 

Dear Should We,

It seems the question here would knot(pardon the pun) be should you but rather, COULD you? Some people in your age group are still capable of tying knots but quite incapable of UNTYING them! If you think this might be a problem for you, stop and consider who you might have to ask for help and whether or not your minds are still sharp enough to think up a good explanation. If you are unclear about this, you need to ask yourself if your eyesight is still good enough to cut the restraints without harming your wife. If the answer is no, then you need to make sure you have at least one VERY close friend! Otherwise you have to decide if it would embarrass either of you to explain this story to a very amused crew of emergency medical personnel. My advice would be to forget about the knots and just give her a good spanking for waiting this long to think of it!


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