Pain

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

A little humour. Pain as explained by a man

 

PAIN EXPLAINED FROM A MAN'S POINT OF VIEW

 
  Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. 

  The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. 

  Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? 

  Women will always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts could ever be. 

  Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive reasoning, I have come up with the logical answer to that question. 
 
 Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. 

  A year or two after giving birth, a woman will often say, "I think I would like to have another baby.".

  On the other hand, you would never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like to have another kick in the nuts". 

  I rest my caseqq


Submitted: April 29, 2020

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Tarakan

Very funny!

Wed, April 29th, 2020 5:57pm

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Thanks. Glad you liked it.
SWx

Wed, April 29th, 2020 7:20pm

The elder poet

Good one. L.

Wed, April 29th, 2020 6:43pm

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Thanks for reading it and your comment.
If you haven't read "No. Sex" I think you will like it too
Ron/SWx

Wed, April 29th, 2020 7:22pm

K Knowles

haha i think your right with that

Wed, April 29th, 2020 6:50pm

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Thanks for reading it and your comment.
Any man who has ever got his nuts kicked will tell you it is true.
Ron/SWx

Wed, April 29th, 2020 7:24pm

Amy F. Turner

Lol. That is so true and so funny. How quickly some forget what it feels like until preggers again and blame the hubby or partner. Hmmm, but a guy seems to never forget anything that happens to his best friends hanging between his legs. He protects them like the family jewels they are.

Wed, April 29th, 2020 10:03pm

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Thanks Amy for reading it and your comment.
It only happened to me once. A looong time ago but I will never forget he PAIN.
XoxoX Ron

Wed, April 29th, 2020 7:29pm

Trixie

While I could agree this analogy makes sense I have to say you’re leaving out an important aspect. If getting kicked in the nuts produced a million dollars, would you be willing to risk again down the road for a second million?

Tue, May 5th, 2020 12:31am

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Sure if you will do it barefoot or better yet in the nude and then kiss it all better
Thanks for reading it and your comment.
XoxoX Ron

Mon, May 4th, 2020 8:07pm

DampKitten

"age old question"???
Look Ron. Here's the deal. Guys repeatedly ask for a kick in the nuts all the time. They just don't know what they are asking and even if they do they can't remember asking because it gives them a concussion.

Fri, May 8th, 2020 10:44pm

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LOL. Have I ever asked you for a kick in the nuts. I don't think I have. A massage or a kiss maybe but never a kick. ;-))
Thanks for reading it and your comment
XoxoX Ron

Fri, May 8th, 2020 6:26pm

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