Insane Asylum

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

A visit to a nut house

 A recently certified psychiatrist was visiting an insane asylum for the mentally insane for a job interview. The personell manager was taking him on a tour of the facility to show him some of the cases they dealt with there on a day to day basis.

 In the first room he saw a man standing there looking like he was tossing an imaginary baseball in the air and swinging a bat at it. Approaching the man he asked him what he was doing. The man replied, "I'm getting some batting practice in for the World Series until they let me out. What are you doing here?"

 In the next room he saw a man that looked like he was teeing up a ball and swinging an imaginary golf club at it. He asked the man the same question as the previous patient. The man replied, "I'm getting in some practice rounds for the PGA tour until they let me out. What are you doing here?"

 In the next room he saw a man sitting on a chair looking like he was driving a car struggling with the steering wheel and shifting gears. He asked the man the same question as the previous patients The man replied, "I'm practicing for the Indy 500 until they let me out. What are you doing here?"

 This tour of the crazies went on until they reached the last room in the corridor. Opening the door he saw a totally naked man with an erection standing in the middle of the room moving his hips back and forth poking the head of his penis against a couple of big walnuts suspended from the ceiling on a string at waist level. 
 He had guessed correctly what the previous patients were doing when he saw them doing what they were doing but this guy had him stumped. When he asked him the same question as the previous patients the man turned to him with a big smile on his face and replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fucking nuts! I don't think I'm ever getting out of here. What are you doing here?"


Submitted: March 24, 2020

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benawriter

That's hilarious!

Tue, March 24th, 2020 6:13pm

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Thanks Ben for reading it and your comment. We need a good laugh every now and then. think his name might be Ronald.
Ron

Tue, March 24th, 2020 7:19pm

Amy F. Turner

LOL!!! Good one for a season that will infamy. Thank you for sharing a laugh because I swear I must be a patient in this ward!

Wed, March 25th, 2020 12:39am

DampKitten

I was in the next room, Ron...squeezing some lemons

Fri, April 3rd, 2020 5:02am

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Oooh, you're making my mouth water
I love lemons and lemonade
Come over to my room later tonight when the rest of the crazies are sleeping
I'll help you squeeze them
I'll suck the juices out of them so they don't make a mess on you
I've got a thick creamy treat waiting for you if you are thirsty
All you have to do is squeeze my walnuts gently and do a little sucking to get it to come out
Thanks for reading it and your comment
XoxoX Ron

Fri, April 3rd, 2020 1:51am

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