A Buggy Ride

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

A girl riding in a buggy

A Buggy Ride
 A  hillbilly farner's wife and her backwoods innocent 19 old daughter were riding in an old fashion horse drawn buggy one cold blustery day taking some of their moonshine to sell on the side at the market. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold mother." 

 The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. 

 The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did, and warmed his hands up. 

 The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose up. 

 The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." 

 The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of something called a penis?" 

 Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" 
The daughter replied, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost don't they!"


Submitted: May 31, 2020

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Amy F. Turner

LOL! They sure do, but only if not taken inside, that is. :D

Sun, May 31st, 2020 1:03pm

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Thanks Amy. You're right. They sure can if they get defrosted out in the open.
XoxoX Ron

Sun, May 31st, 2020 11:19am

Kitty Hall

HAHA, that was funny! :D

Sun, May 31st, 2020 1:30pm

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Thanks Kitty. They can make a real mess if they aren't properly contained.
XoxoX Ron

Sun, May 31st, 2020 11:15am

DampKitten

Okay, that was pretty damn funny!

(Hillbilly farmer) change from farner
(Something called a penis) change from someth

Sun, May 31st, 2020 10:09pm

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Ok thanks for pointing it out.

Sun, May 31st, 2020 11:12pm

cowgirldragon

what the no way

Sat, June 20th, 2020 2:31am

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TES WAY ;-))

Fri, June 19th, 2020 7:44pm

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