The Boss and the Board of Ethics

~The boss and the board of ethics
 
I came to work late again. My boss , a woman who I truly feared, was the first to notice me. Her and my wife were friends and I knew she had permission to punish me as she saw fit, but the problem was that no one else knew, but all that was about to change.
My boss came walking up to me, only stopping to pick up a small piece of 1 by 4 that was 1/2 an inch thick. It didn't dawn on me yet why she picked it up at all, but I was about to find out. Michael , you're late again. Um, yeah well I'm here now. Is that so, returned my boss? Well, that's just too bad for you. She suddenly grabbed my ear, turned me and smacked my ass hard with the flat board.
Get to my office boy, she ordered , you have a session with the board of ethics. Her board of ethics, that is. I didn't notice, being caught up in the moment, but everyone stopped and stared at the whole conversation. Some were laughing, some where giving knowing looks. I was just terrified.
I entered the office with my boss right on my heels. She pulled a steel chair to the center of the room and pulled my pants and underwear down. Get over my knee right now Michael , ordered my boss. Once I was settled, she began. Now Michael, you know to be on time but you prefer to come in late every morning it seems to me that you have bad work ethics. Well, let me introduce you to the board of ethics. SMACK, SMACK, SMACK SMACK SMACK, SMACK...... Over and over that board connected with my bare ass with a loud crack. Over and over I howled in pain as the sting reached my burning bottom. Lick after lick, the board of ethics spoke to my bottom. Over and over, I howled my regret with tears in my eyes. Finally, after about 10 minutes, the spanking stopped.
Now Michael, said my boss, I expect you'll be on time from now on. If you are not, the the board of ethics will convene again to discuss it. I'm sorry to put you on the spot with the other employees, but you know that the spanking was necessary. I also know that you will be picked at about it. I suggest you make lite of it because if you get into a fight, you will get the spanking of your life. It's out in the open now and I will not hesitate to punish you immediately if I feel you deserve it, so I want you to stay focussed. Now, get back to work and I will call your wife so she can express her disappointment in your work ethics when you get home. Have a good day and work hard for me..... Or else.
To this day, I'm terrified of the board of ethics, and I get picked on, although not nearly as much as I used to. Besides, my bottom isn't the only red one on the construction site. There are others but that's a story for another time.
THE END?