Hand of God

Hand of God Hand of God

Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

Clitoris advice results in another letter of thanks received from a seeker of the Pieman's wisdom.

Summary

Clitoris advice results in another letter of thanks received from a seeker of the Pieman's wisdom.

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Submitted: August 01, 2015

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Submitted: August 01, 2015

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How nice it is when you're in the depths of despair something comes along that raises your spirit. No, I don't mean a naked woman carrrying pies, but another e-mail from a satisfied seeker of the Wisdom of the Pie 'n' Wank man.

Mr Porky Wiseman, I bow to your undoubted wisdom when it comes to matters of sexual problems, you are truely the Sage of Satisfaction.

I wrote to you a while ago (as a last resort, a very last resort) asking your advice on how to please the missus as I had a feeling she was unsatisfied with my bedroon activites as I never heard any of this moaning and shouting you sex gurus mention and so reluctantly sought your guidance. 

After sending you the required pictures of her parts you replied with advice, which to my astonishment worked. You put your finger on the problem and were bang on the button with your advice. The feeling I had about her was correct, however it was indeed the feeling I wasn't doing that was the problem. When you sent the pics back (which by the way I don't remember them being that greasy when I sent you them) with your explanation of what a clitoris was and your little arrows drawn on the pictures pointing it out along with your very very detailed instructions of what to do, I must admit to being slightly dubious about such things as I'm normally a in and out man, none of that depraved larking about stuff that weirdos do, but decided to give it a try.

Sir, you are indeed the Master of all matters of the muff as within minutes of me finding that little thing with my fingers and rubbing it as per your instructions her legs began shaking, and sticking to your very detailed instructions it wasn't long before I heard that mythical sound, it began as a throaty ohhhh ohhhhh ohhh, and then it happened, ohh god ohhh god yes, oh god yes yes yes ohhhh sweet jesus yesss. All these years I'd heard tales of men being called god by their wives in bed and finally it had happened to me. 

I thank you sir and will never doubt you again, though I would like to point out a couple of strange things. For some reason it did get very wet down there, I'm not complaining as it's saved us money on the vaseline as it's usually dry and needs a bit of greasing. The other thing is, I think she may have been snooping in my mail box and known I was following your advice. The reason I suspect this is, though I thought you were joking with me and taking the piss, having a laugh at my expense by getting me to do an utterly perverted thing, as your hand instructions worked so well I decided to risk it, and said a prayer then went down there and used my tongue, again following your extremely detailed instructions. To my amazement you were bang on the button again, more leg shaking and even more shouting, and this is the thing that makes me suspicious about her snooping, after a couple of shouts to me, again calling me god, she suddenly got even louder and began shouting your name, oh Porky, oh yes Porky  OHH YES YES YES PORKY finishing with one long Porkkkkkkyyyyyyy, I finished then too as she seemed to pee a bit. I can only guess she had seen the mails and was thanking you for the advice.

I cannot thank you enough for what you have done for me and the wife
Yours Gratefully..Albert Notaclue

Such success stories bring a warm glow to the heart.


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