Hairy Mary

There once was a woman named Mary
Who was exceedingly hairy
When men saw her bush
Away they would rush
As it looked quite fearsome and scary

One day while raking her thatch
A plan did this woman hatch
With ribbons down there
She'd tie back the hair
And open a path to her snatch

She found it a difficult trick
As the forest became wet and slick
But at last she was certain 
She'd tied back the curtain
And the way was open for dick

Now Dick was a quite willing chap
Who looked and began to clap
"Why hurrah" he did say
"'Tis now easier to play"
As you've also tied back one flap

But alas his feelings did melt
As the ribbons came loose on her pelt
He found it too tough
To get through the muff
The joy was no longer felt

And so it did begin to bug
Poor Mary did her woollen rug
Then it did dawn
If she mowed her lawn
They'd get in and find it quite snug

Filled with an excited fever
She went to work on her beaver
As she trimmed the fur
Her pussy did purr
No longer would they look and then leave her