You Wanker

You Wanker

Status: In Progress

Genre: Poetry

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Status: In Progress

Genre: Poetry

Summary

A good wanking poem for a laugh

Summary

A good wanking poem for a laugh

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Submitted: February 28, 2018

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Submitted: February 28, 2018

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What in the world are you doing my man?
There's no need to be taking yourself in hand
From one of your ribs I made the woman Eve
Haven't you seen what's there under her leaves

Don't make up excuses about doing the fishing early
YOU ARE NOT wanking just to shoot some burley
Eve is for sexual pleasure, don't you get the picture
Take off the leaf, open her legs and, split the whisker

It is called a pussy or vagina, and as good as it'll get
Slip in your big hard schlong, so nice, warm and wet 
I am more than sure if you ask her, she will not mind
Better than standing there wanking, bound to go blind

Took one of your ribs, for the perfect partner to make
Haven't you noticed the way she is fondling that snake
If you don't want to see her great big beaming smile
Just turn her round, bend her over, fuck her doggy style

Oh I see it's to late now, you didn't listen when I spoke
Eyes rolling in your head, your'e on the vinegar stroke
Faster and faster, back and forth your hands do slip
Color's changed from blue to purple, because of the grip

Maybe I need a rest, perhaps tried to do too much in one day
Should lust for a woman, or did I mistakingly make you a gay
Ought to be chasing after Eve, give her bum a gentle spanking
Spread her legs, fucking her, instead of standing there wanking

Guess I wasn't thinking, with your privates I was a bit slack
You couldn't play with it at all if it was hanging from your back 
Only natural though, in a few days my semen bank is restored
They are not really clouds my son, but, the coming of The Lord


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