Smoking Weed With Moses

Smoking Weed With Moses

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Genre: Romance

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Status: Finished

Genre: Romance

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Fun dope smoking poem

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Fun dope smoking poem

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Submitted: October 04, 2016

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Submitted: October 04, 2016

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Standing on the beach, wearing nought but my thongs
Feeling really happy, that effect from smoking bongs
Imagining I was Jesus, standing proudly on the beach
People were gathering round me listening to me preach
Someone said "You are not Jesus, I don`t believe you are"
Till I walked on water, he didn`t know about the sand bar
I took a handful of nails to a motel, gave the lady a real fright
Fainted, when I asked "Can you please put me up for a night?
The lights went out then, the night was very, very dark
I could hear old Noah doing repairs on the famous ark
Spoke to him briefly, saying "Noah I know you're very wise"
" But why did you bring mosquitos and stinking dirty flies?"
"Gather around you people, I`ll not turn water into wine"
Just give me whiskey and beer, that would be simply fine
Next thing I was arrested by two coppers and their boss
Would you believe the bastards nailed me to a cross?
John the Baptist asked "Will you be ok?"  I gave a little smile
"Don`t you disciples worry I'll just hang around here a while"
Next morning I awoke, my hands and feet were terribly sore
Had all this really happenened? was no way I could be sure
Now I`m  back in my padded cell, smiling as the door closes
Why don`t they believe I've been smoking weed with Moses?


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