Off My Scone

Off My Scone Off My Scone

Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

Summary

A very funny read about someone who is so stoned, He is Off his scone

Summary

A very funny read about someone who is so stoned, He is Off his scone

Content

Submitted: May 22, 2013

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Submitted: May 22, 2013

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Off My Scone

 

 

Fuck man this is fucking good shit
Off my scone and I only smoked a bit
I'e been smokin' hooch for a while indeed
I'm tellin' ya man this is fucken good weed

Couple of joints, now I've got the munchies
Can't find any chocolates, nuts or crunchies
No nibbles at all not even a prune or sultana
Looks like I'll have to eat a stinkin' banana

As I pull back the skin I can't help but shake
Inside the bastard is a fucking great snake
That strange Indian music has me in a trance
Making that bastard of a snake get up and dance

You don't believe me but I'm prepared to bet my life on
This banana snake is bigger than a fully grown python 
Went to bite the banana, bastard started to hiss 
Got the fright of my life and my pants I did piss

Couldn't help myself then and I just started to shit
Snake was full of venom, over me he began to spit
Fuck the bastard is making me dizzy and I'm having a fit
Girlfriend grabbed it in both hands and deep throated it

Thankful now, it wasn't the weed that put me in a spin
Seems I cracked my skull when I slipped on a banana skin
Doctor said I was lucky and that it could have been worse
Couldn't agree more as I get a bed bath from a sexy nurse


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