Not Gonna Happen

Not Gonna Happen Not Gonna Happen

Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

Summary

A funny conversation between a camel and an elephant in poetry form.

Summary

A funny conversation between a camel and an elephant in poetry form.

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Submitted: May 22, 2013

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Not Gonna' Happen

Listen up now elephant get your ears a flappin'

You won't be humping me, it's not gonna happen

If you really wanna know what's good for your health

You will be keeping that huge big trunk to yourself 

 

Wouldn't root you, stinkin' old camel covered in fleas

Two big lumps on your back, is that a type of disease

What is it that men see in you, God only knows

I have heard them talking about sexy camel toes

 

You great fat elephant, you think yourself a hunk

Walking around here and swinging your fat trunk 

You won't be rooting me, no it won't happen mate

Even if I wanted to how would I support such weight

 

Settle down you old camel and stop all of your dreamin'

Called ship of the desert coz your'e full of Arab semen

Remind me of people drinking coffee whilst visiting the zoo

Man asks if you take sugar, would you like one lump or two 

 


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