Bewitching Skiing

Bewitching Skiing

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Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Poem about witches skiing, Bewitched

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Poem about witches skiing, Bewitched

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Submitted: April 02, 2018

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Submitted: April 02, 2018

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Well Darrin Looks like I have to save your ass again
You and Larry came up with another crazy campaign
Man wanted to advertise, heard about your expertise
Asked to do something brilliant with two witches on skis

Sells speedboats and skis, thought he'd try a little stunt
Advertise business so customers could avoid witch hunt
Larry put the pressure on and you were soon feeling uneasy
You asked" Samantha could you and Serena wear a bikini?"

Never told me though, about the witches hat, glasses and cape
And that we would be skiing very fast behind a boat on a lake
Seems to have worked Darrin, seems you've sealed the deal 
Larry still has no idea that these two witches, are actually real

Actually feels good speeding around on skis in bathing costume
More fun I guess, than what Endora, my mum has flying a broom 
Larry said "Job well done Darrin and Louise and I just can't wait
To get over to your house and with Samantha, we can celebrate"

Serena and I were hear to help, but we're not ones to gloat
Because that really was fun out there behind the speedboat
Man in the boat was old and frightened, so to avoid disaster
We used a bit of witchcraft to make the boat go much faster

A wee bit of witchcraft by Serena and I, but what the heck
Larry and his man are happy and Darrin, you got a fat check
Everyone enjoyed hearing your spectacular sales pitch
About women acrobatically skiing, doing tricks like a witch


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