THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME.

THE GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME.

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Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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hi, heres a humourous poem about marjuana, for any potty fans...

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hi, heres a humourous poem about marjuana, for any potty fans...

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Submitted: September 29, 2008

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Submitted: September 29, 2008

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THERE WAS A MAN FROM EBBW VALE 

WHO SAID HE HAD SOME PLANTS FOR SALE

CHEERS, I SAID, MY NANS BEEN ILL.

SHES BEEN LOOKING  FOR A PLANT FOR HER WINDOW SILL

SO OFF I GO, MY PLANT IN HAND

DO YOU LIKE IT ?, I SAID,

YES, SHE SAID, ITS JUST GRAND.

SO NEXT DAY, HOME FROM WORK

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG,

NO SIGN OF THE PLANT,

AND MY NAN WAS GONE.

I ASKED THE NEIGHBOURS, 

HAD THEY SEEN MY NAN

THEY SAID THE COPPERS.

HAD TOOK HER IN A VAN

SO OFF I GO AGAIN,

DOWN TO THE STATION

SORRY, SAID THE SERGENT

WE RE HAVING HER FOR CULTIVATION.

NOW BECAUSE MY NAN WAS OLD AND FRAIL

I ASKED THE SERGENT TO GIVE HER BAIL

OF COURSE, HE SAID, JUST GIVE ME A NAME

AND NO ONE ELSE NEED TAKE THE BLAME.

SO NOW IM DOING TWELVE LONG MONTHS,

AND A LESSON IVE BEEN TAUGHT,

DONT BUY PLANTS OFF TRAVELLING SALESMEN

CAUSE THEY DONT TURN UP, WHEN YOU GO TO COURT !......


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