The Day i Bent Over

The Day i Bent Over

Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

This is why you should never bend over.

Summary

This is why you should never bend over.

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Submitted: March 12, 2012

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Submitted: March 12, 2012

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The Day I bent over

 

 

 

The rain has been constantly falling for three days, as I gazed on a gray scale scene of dead trees and bare mountainsides, only over shadowing the silent neighborhood I lived in all my life. My Parents live separate only leaving me with my brothers that lacked proper intelligence, seemingly desperate for attention. That’s when I began to poop all over the place. I was quite surprised on my random act of shitting, sometimes it siphons out like the Amazon river over a bluff. This has only happened 1 other time in my life, when I was young traveling abroad Japan. That trip was amazing, stereotypes of Japanese people were true, they all do have squinty eyes and do shout at buses that drive over puddles when they’re walking to work, they do fear giant lizards that shoot laser beams out of it’s reptilian nipples. But, it suddenly happened again, yet this time, out of every single Orpheus on my body. It began rushing out with the tremendous force you would expect seeing at niagra falls, people around me were being swept away in all directions, drowning on my feces, oh the horror. My brother Phillip who had been sleeping on my couch for quite sometime now was snoring loudly, so I walked over to him, bent over and poop started flowing out of my anus like a fire hose. It rushed over his eyes and started filling up his unaware mouth, he began to gag and vomits ferociously all over my breasts. They were moist to the touch, so I grabbed his pants and yanked them down. With a coy smile he… had the largest erection I ever did see, it pulsated to the beat of his heart, and throbbed the alphabet. He stood up, began to slap his ass while violently farting out cheeseburgers. I began to scream, the cheeseburgers shot out like cannon balls, pierces the façade of the house, hitting cars and going through innocent by standers. One of the burgers smacked me right in the face, and I flew at a million miles per hour at the brick wall where my head hit and I exploded. Some how these Alien creatures crawled out of my Vagina and started chanting this backwards language, they began to reconstruct me into GIRL 2.0. I transformed into megatron and slapped my brother in the face, this caused his head to fly off . Blood started squirting out of his severed neck, his head penetrated the wall with unrelenting force, and it pierced the walls of the near by store and hit the generator, causing a mass explosion killing hundreds of people. The alien creatures behind me turned into giant brutes from halo 2. They started rampaging through out the neighborhood, smashing over weight children as they attempted to waddle away, screaming and crying… and that is why I never bent over again. 


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