Lawnmower Loser

Lawnmower Loser

Status: In Progress

Genre: Humor

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Status: In Progress

Genre: Humor

Summary

I suppose we are all familiar with the "social profile of the lawnmower loser".Some more MADCAP poetry in my "LOSER SERIES"...Have a Laugh on me.Laugh Out Loud. lol!!!

Summary

I suppose we are all familiar with the "social profile of the lawnmower loser".Some more MADCAP poetry in my "LOSER SERIES"...Have a Laugh on me.Laugh Out Loud. lol!!!

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Submitted: May 25, 2017

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Submitted: May 25, 2017

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Yes he belongs to all socio economic groups

The Lawnmower Loser

Like the universal soldier he may be 6 ft 4 or 5 ft 1 inches tall

The lawnmower Loser

Yes this is his weekly chance for GLORY  as he tugs the long cord at 10 AM

The Lawnmower Loser

Sunday Mornings are for Losers Anyway  as he anticipates lovely NOISE

The Lawnmower Loser

His early morning obsession begins to take on a life of its own and then EUREKA

The Lawnmower Loser

His trusty mower senses his mindaltering indifference and becomes his MASTER

The Lawnmower Loser

Faster and more errrrrrraaaaattttttttiiiiiiiccccc as the mowers motor runs HOT

The Lawnmower Loser

Our man is  seemingly now in a trance as his mower runs AMOK

The Lawnmower Loser

Alas!!!!! our mans reality is shattered by his "crazed" mower now attacking him

The Lawnmower Loser

How has it all come to this he yells out loud with his befuddled head in a cloud

The Lawnmower Loser

Help !!!! Me. Please I beg of you my neighbours to save me from "machine rage"

The Lawnmower Loser

Honey WAKE UP and bring me breakfast in bed she giggles!!THEN Mow the Lawn!

Yes Dear!!! I've just had the most unnerving dream and it's only 10AM.lol!!!!

 

 

Please DO NOT READ if you live in a high rise apartment blocklol!!!!!!!


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