Born Loser

Born Loser

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Genre: Humor

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Status: In Progress

Genre: Humor

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lol!!!!! My just purchased yesterday new bottle of Apple CIder Vinegar has a use by date of March 11th 2022. Will it outlast me as I only take one tablespoon in water at irregular intervals It is a 946 Ml Bottle....The Race Is On in this war of attrition ....

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Summary

lol!!!!! My just purchased yesterday new bottle of Apple CIder Vinegar has a use by date of
March 11th 2022. Will it outlast me as I only take one tablespoon in water at irregular intervals
It is a 946 Ml Bottle....The Race Is On in this war of attrition ....

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Submitted: May 21, 2017

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The label sais Organic Apples  Raw  Unfiltered  Unpasturised with "The Mother"

Will It Outlast Me

It is my 71st Year on this Rock orbiting the sun as the countdown begins

Will It Outlast Me

I Have a negative vibe about this super health drink that it may be unfinished when I go

Will It Outlast Me

Is anyone out there actually "barracking" for the big bottle lol!!!

Will It Outlast me

If You think that i have joined the lunatic fringe dwellers you may be right  BUT

Will It Outlast Me

Am I becoming obsessed about this health giving Elixir that cost $12.99

Will It Outlast me

Should I back my judgment and leave any excess to my beneficiaries in my "Will"

Will It Outlast me

Or should i come clean and admit that it all is an excuse to promote the "Artwork"

Now here is a bloke who will NOT Outlast melol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Please read the "preamble" to this silly little MADCAP poem so you "get" what I am on about.

 


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