Grey Sex

Grey Sex

Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

Summary

When you're getting old but you still feel horny sometimes it's good to know it's not all over.

Summary

When you're getting old but you still feel horny sometimes it's good to know it's not all over.

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Submitted: February 01, 2012

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Content

Submitted: February 01, 2012

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The old folks’ home has always been

A place no one wants to be seen

Apart from knowing you’re on God’s list

It stinks of TCP and piss

 *****

There was a man of advancing years

Who went to one in floods of tears

He thought that his sex life was done

But no! A new phase had just begun

 *****

He knew that them old girls are saggy

And their old fannies are dry and baggy

But a grey old minge all covered in dust

Will have to satisfy his lust

 *****

To his surprise when he arrived

The grey sex scene’s not dead it thrived

He thought all sex was in the past

Till he heard some dentures hit the glass

 *****

He looked around towards the noise

Past the two old senile boys

There she was this sweet old dear

With a gaping grin from ear to ear

 *****

A light bulb flashed above his head

Hello there I’m Malcolm he said

He wasn’t thinking tits and bums

But stared in awe at her toothless gums

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They fell in lust right then and there

And the two old gits a room did share

Her walking sticks caused her to wobble

But she was an expert at the gobble

 *****

For years you couldn’t separate them

The O.A.Pedophiles Beryl & Malcolm

They’d found a love and were real happy

Even though they both wore nappies

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Then one night she didn’t notice

He wasn’t stiff it was rigor mortise

So one last time she gobbled Malcolm

And his spunk came out like a puff of talcum


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