The Lackluster Thrill of Slutdom

The Lackluster Thrill of Slutdom

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Genre: Romance

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Status: Finished

Genre: Romance

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This is what I'd like to call a mostly true memoir. The names and locations and anything that will provide a reader with the slightest idea of who I am is changed. But the stories itself ring of truth. In a way I guess this is a diary that follows along the same pages as Carrie Bradshaw or Bridget Jones but less high class and involves a lot more frat houses. Welcome to college.

Summary

This is what I'd like to call a mostly true memoir. The names and locations and anything that will provide a reader with the slightest idea of who I am is changed. But the stories itself ring of truth. In a way I guess this is a diary that follows along the same pages as Carrie Bradshaw or Bridget Jones but less high class and involves a lot more frat houses. Welcome to college.

Chapter1 (v.1) - The Lackluster Thrill of Slutdom: A Girls Journey

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This is what I'd like to call a mostly true memoir. The names and locations and anything that will provide a reader with the slightest idea of who I am is changed. But the stories itself ring of truth. In a way I guess this is a diary that follows along the same pages as Carrie Bradshaw or Bridget Jones but less high class and involves a lot more frat houses. Welcome to college.

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Submitted: November 17, 2015

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Sorry kids no sex in this chapter but y'all sort of need this to get a general idea of the story. Critics and comments are highly encouraged because this is a trial and I want to know what I should try to work on. 

Everyone has a body count. A line up. The group of men or women (or both) who have claimed your body in the most intimate way. 

In other words the people you've had sex with. My list has grown quite a lot in the last few months. As of Febuary the number was 1, my ex Rufus. No that's not his real name (I'd never date a guy named Rufus) but I feel like it's an appropriate name for that asshole looking back on it. The kid dated me for over 2 years and started dating some ugly bitch less than a week after we broke up. I'm not even going to lie to you and pretend that I'm not bitter. I'm very bitter and I felt very disrespected. I guess that's what I get for believing in love. 

Sex: Rufus, Glen, Jake, Kenny, Andy, Jonathan, Tucker, Rufus, TJ

Kiss: Rufus, (Allison), Brent, Glen, Jake, Nathan, Rufus, Kenny, Andy, David, Jonathan, Tucker, Rufus, TJ, Other

I don't know where to start exactly. Do I start with Rufus number 1? Or should I just skip to the interesting stuff? *Sigh* Let me just start by talking about my friends. 

High school was a shit show of nerdiness. I was in the marching band as a guard member and the kid I was dating was a Trombone player. We had a bunch of nerdy band friends and were very attached with one another. I regret that the most about high school. After we broke up, I became friends with an exceptionally boring group of people who couldn't even seem to admit that none of us were actually friends. We were just people who didn't have anyone else and we didn't feel comfortable around each other. But of course I always had my baes, Nina, Emmy and Ellen, and they are my soulmates.

College is where I came to understand the true meaning of a hot mess. Every weekend is a new adventure and every Monday is like waking from a dream. The people I have met here are unforgettable. But I've lost all sense of self control and I can't say whether or not that's a bad thing (oops).

Hello everyone, my name is Alice Petrov, I am an 18 year old girl at Michigan State University. I have golden blond hair that sits just past my shoulders and big blue eyes. I'm in a sorority, Model UN, and a philanthropy committee. And I'm thirsty af. 

This semester has been full of fucks and fuck ups and I think I'm ready to share my experiences. No, it will not be in chronological order, and I probably won't write every story. But you'll get the idea.

<3 Ali 


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