Sex Du Juor: Cristiano Ronaldo Interview

Sex Du Juor: Cristiano Ronaldo Interview Sex Du Juor: Cristiano Ronaldo Interview

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Genre: Erotica

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When cross-questioned and put the screws on as regards his sex life, Cristiano Ronaldo takes the wraps off everything.

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When cross-questioned and put the screws on as regards his sex life, Cristiano Ronaldo takes the wraps off everything.

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Submitted: February 21, 2015

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He is legendary and much-publicized…he is markedly divine and bitchin’ awesome and world-class too, and here we have him today for a gee-whizz and jaw-dropping interview…Cristiano Ronaldo—your best-liked soccer star!

 

1. How advanced in years were you first jacked up or had sex?

 

Nineteen years old.

 

2. Are you an aficionado and freaking fiend lover of BDSM?

 

Unquestionably!

 

3. What sex idée fixes and manias and fetishes do you have—if any have breath in you?

 

Ladies’ Gee-string; I adore how their—girlies’—behinds and nicely butts are shaped and hewn just by putting on this kind of underwear.

 

4. Do you as well cosset (or have) a wonty moreish craving of leering and feasting eyes on porn?

 

Yes. It is a manly thingummy, I believe.

 

5. How frequently and oftentimes do you eyeball and take a butcher’s dekko at porn itself?

 

Not many a times. At least half an hour in a day is as much as I need and necessary.

 

6. Do you ever masturbate and jack it off all by yourself?

 

Once in a while; when I am every so often lonesome and companionless and estranged!

 

7. What is your sex grouping classification?

I am straight. Not dykey please! Not that, I beg you.

 

 

8. What is your best-loved and choicest fave female body piece (ingredient that is)?

 

Ladies’ boobs; they are pretty damn breathtaking and gee-whizz and mind-boggling.

 

9. Have you ever had a same-sex (queer camp) sexual experience and encounter? What’s more, would you love to have a shoot at it again—or bust a gut at it just for the very first time?

 

No. I am not riveted in doing any gay things. That is just it.

 

10. How prolonged and spun out do you routinely orgasm?

 

Three minutes in a time frame.

 

11. What do you graze and nosh prior and subsequent to sex?

 

Cabbage salads! I hear they are fighting fit and stamina furnishing.

 

12. What class and variety of women do you find inescapably irresistible and overpowering?

 

Threadlike, scraggy, curvy, neat and trim!

 

13. What is your skankiest sexy damn mannerism?

 

Clawing at my balls when I am standing in the football mead; it is a thing I do unconsciously.

 

14. What agedness was the oldest and elderly-est woman you fucked?

 

Twenty-five, I esteem. I myself was freshly twenty at that time and she was my then sweetheart.

 

15. How old was the most junior and callow woman you humped and laid till you were zonked out and ready to drop dead?

 

Eighteen! I am not mentioning more than this.

 

16. Do you have sex with anyone you don’t think the world of—or must it be someone that you hold dear and cherish deeply in your heart?

 

If I am not alcohol blitzed and boozed-up, I will otherwise be thoughtful and discreet who I take to bed with me.

 

17. What do you relish about sex?

 

The orgasms and carnal satisfactions, of course!

 

18. What do you loathe as regards ‘nookie’?

 

Having my miss lick and do up my ass. It kind of makes my gorge rise.

 

19. Do you scrub down and wash your anus when rinsing yourself, or showering?

 

At most if I have Montezuma’s revenge—diarrhea that is.

 

20. The cranium of your chopper (or Willie the Penis), is it cleansed and then dry-cleaned too as you are bathing?

 

Occasionally; if I call up to scour it!

 

21. What is your best-liked underwear tincture?

 

I am crazed on yellow.

 

22. What underdaks (or underclothing) style do you on average go for—the snug tight fitting one, or the sloppy baggy adjusting one?

 

The snug-fitting brand of underwear; have you not seen those underwear-shot picturesque-s of mine? I mean they are all over the Internet.

23. How generally do you change and wash your unmentionables (underwear)?

 

Twice in a day!

 

24. How many inches is your Cock?

 

12 inches! I am sizable…this is what I guess…at least…

 

25. Do you at times (off and on) ply and find a use for sex herbs and tablets and bits and pieces of the like?

 

Never! I am still youthful and fledgling and young ‘un and cubby sort of. I might need ‘em later in life.

 

26. Which megastar V.I.P have you on norm build castles with high up the vault of heavens—or fantasized over—poking and banging her exceedingly wild like the world itself is coming to a finale?

 

Charlize Theron.

 

27. What do you adulate and idolize relative to this leading dame?

 

I made it clear before. I am so conspicuously into fine, spindly, thin as a rake, and lean women—which Charlize Theron explicitly and literally speaking scrupulously is.

 

28. Can you fuck an epigrammatic, perspicacious, good-looking and staunch fanatic if you nab the odds and luck to do such a deed?

 

Unless it is Charlize Theron or my bidie-in in contrary fashion!

 

29. How multifold or sparsely do you have sex in a week?

 

Five times every seven days is as much as I need and crave.

 

30. Wet dreams—do you have them and additionally revel in them?

 

I used to have those in my late teens. Not anymore.

 

31. Are you a lover of macho subjection or woman domination?

 

Servitude to a woman is champion. But then she will have to be Charlize Theron enough to entice me into it—or else I will be the dominant myself.

 

32. Who is you best-loved lady porn idol?

 

Angela Ray.

 

33. Can you videotape porn? And with which beautifully dazzling celeb?

 

Without fail! The leading lady has to be Charlize Theron for goodness’ and sanity’s sake!

 

34. Have you ever shelled out a streetwalker slag for a one night stand?

 

Yes…way past it then at some relentless, rave-up party at a friend’s back in Lisbon when I was all liquor flying and pickled and steaming. The coming morning when I woke up, I learnt that the girl had all this beautifully blond long hair which could not still even make up for or condone her hard-featured and extremely fugly facial features.

 

35. What is your preferred moniker and epithet for the woman’s vagina?

 

Miss Pinky!

 

36. How much would porno makers fork out to have you divert into acting obscenity flicks full time?

 

A hundred million bucks, I presume.

 

37. What is your dearest practice—one that you effect out whenever you are stark-naked?

 

Dancing to some patriarchal piece of Augustan’s Attic music!

 

38. Do you do the cyberspace dating/ sexting/ sexing class of thing?

 

No—for the present moment, that is!

 

39. What do you savor and cherish about your buck naked self?

 

My thighs! They are so bulky and delightful to ogle at and in just the ideal standard fine fettle.

 

40. Why are you so delirious and nuts daft as a bush over them?

 

I just cleared that up, or did I not?

 

41. My apologies! Have you ever had a custom or foible of spying and snooping on someone you know (or do not even recognize) undress and peel off their clothing?

 

At my one-time GFs solely!

 

42. How aged were you when you first sussed out—or brought to light—everything touching porn?

 

To be truthful and reliable with you, I was so young. Freaking ten years of age but not much older than that.

 

43. What is the most embarrassing and uncomfortable sex moment and point in your life?

 

I farted excrement thinking it was merely gas shortly after having sex with my GF on her sterilized, squeaky-clean coverlets.

 

44. What do you note funny and laughable anent your unclothed self?

 

My penis; when dead to the world and fast asleep, it is so small you could cackle and bust a gut at it. But wait till it has been roused from its deep sleep and is standing firm and erect!

 

45. Do you ever striptease—be it in the Joe Six-Pack populace or off the tape-recording public camera?

 

I used to do that with my first date; erelong we had gone out on scarcely two or three dates. Ever since then, I have not worked it out again

 

46. What do your peers and dukes suppose and put into words re—with respect to—you?

 

I am far and wide celebrated and far-famed and yet unfazed by all the grand public esteem and stardom.

 

47. Do you foresee yourself as this immensely sexy and flirtatious and kissable and beddable?

 

Not verily, save I am that undressed and scuddy bare as the day I was born.

 

48. Have you ever given bestiality and beastliness fucking your best viable shot—it is the most abominable and vile practice of sex, and no, we are not going to stone you to death for it?

 

There is no way I could do it! It is the worst of horrors and bête noires! I swear that it assuredly is!

 

49. How many girls have you laid in your fuck-off bed all these elapsed years?

 

Thirteen, if I am misguided and off target; I shagged them all in my special bed that is.

 

50. Are you a rubber Johnny—condom lover—or just an Anti-Sheath freak?

 

Flunky condoms are safe and sound and haply risk-free and the finest if put to use ably and properly!

 


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