Online Dating Dialogue Boxes are like Condoms

Online Dating Dialogue Boxes are like Condoms Online Dating Dialogue Boxes are like Condoms

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Dialogue Boxes are like Condoms> Both have Limited Feeling

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Dialogue Boxes are like Condoms> Both have Limited Feeling

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Submitted: June 08, 2013

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A woman is Trapped within a limited dialogue box -  She writes this letter to a potential suitor:  

Has scratch met her match...? Maybe.. Do you come in a bag, box, or are you made of fresh ingredients? I think I know - but we will see as our friendship develops. You are right in your thinking that good friendships take time. But, there is no rule that our friendship has to play out in this arena (the online dating site). Granted this arena is a more controlled environment. Which is how you must like your life (she taunts)..

In your profile, you talk about forward thinking - but here we are??? Crawling along.. Maybe I have the wrong definition of forward thinking..? Maybe I chose the wrong definition on purpose. Just to make you laugh.

I choose to think of 'forward thinking' as moving forward.... C'mon - Ready, Set, Go...... (She looks back... You haven't moved at all. - she groans .....) I don't get it. You are still here... Are you stuck? You have my cell phone number and my regular email eddress. However, you have not texted or emailed off this platform - why? Though we continue to talk, so We're not going backwards...... Yet > We are not going forward either..

So what now... Most of my stories do not fit in this tiny dialogue box... I think of these dialogue boxes as a kind of condom. Or the experience of wearing a condom. I don't have a dick, but I do have an imagination (yes - u are learning that).. A condom has limits as does a dialogue box. I can feel some things but I can't really move around freely.. Like a condom.

Here in this dialogue box, I'm limited. Not enough room to really express myself. Like wearing a condom or showering while wearing a raincoat - I can't really feel you. There's a barrier between us.

I can't even steal some action, like i can if I could text you....A text makes your cell phone vibrate in your pocket......Those vibes make your dick twitch. But I can't do that.......Why? Because I'm stuck in this dialogue box! 

You must like condoms... Why do I say that? ... It's an analogy - Dialogue boxes & condoms. Make the leap... You have my regular email and my cell number, but we are still here... confined in this dialogue box.W H Y ????

C'mon short stuff - Expand your horizons - step outside this Dialogue Box and live a little... 

While you are at it....Consider riding bareback style....... ummmmmm?


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