WTF- Total Criticism of Everything!

WTF- Total Criticism of Everything!

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2017!!! Apparantly I am eager for the arrival of the future.

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2017!!! Apparantly I am eager for the arrival of the future.

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Submitted: February 19, 2017

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Okay anyone who isn't from Baltimore MD I am sure has heard stories about how completely rude, stupid, and ignorant the people are. So here we go.. I am in Essex MD, just for a bit. This a random and not really well thought out post. I am currently in school and this particular area is full of old people and idiots. (The name of the streets out here are like Back River Neck RD and so on. I like to tease that it was a nice way to say "Back Red neck roads"). These people out here drink too much of this shit water because they are grade A retarded. If you are an outsider they are instantly jealous of you especially (racist) white people. If you mind your own business they get angry about it and they especially hate when you are a female who doesn't gossip or attempt to be friends with them. Like me. I work every week all day and I have no time for people. Every female that lives out here I have deemed as gay because they don't know me but don't like me unless I show them attention?

My wtf story comes in here. I sit in school just waiting to learn something when it seems like every female that walks in instantly has a grudge against me. Except one girl who has been really nice and sits next to me the others though, they sit around and talk about my nails (they are naturally long and my hair which is naturally good, curly hair that is currently in a pixie becuause some other jealous Essex-ander was jealous of my locs. (Luckily for me I am a black girl who doesnt cry over long or short hair especially when I am hairy as a wolf) yadda yadda long story short they bumped me trying to get my attention and I am typically in my own world so i ignore them unintentionally usually but when I do notice i ignore them anyway because I know that they just want my attention. I work out so I am fit and I always assume they hate because of this since i dont dress extravagantly but that doesnt stop the men from wanting me.

After being bumped and talked about because my nails are long (i am proud of that idk how u can make that a bad thing when women crawl to the nail shops paying 60 dollars for fake nails and eyelashes that i naturally have) I leave (driving) school to find a man pissing on himself on the bus stop. So I look around and see two white ppl and a black guy standing on the stop talking to him in a casual way as if he isnt pissing himself lol. I pull out my phone and call my friend to rant about the girls in class that hate me because I am pretty? and the bus comes and takes me closer to home. I feel super awesome because im away from that area of strange events and it reminds me of a time where there was two homeless men on a stop. one sat on the ground and the other sat on the bench (looking as if he were either really high or late for his next birthday). I began a conversation (relatively normal for an older homeless man to a young female) when suddenly the guy passed out (or just half dead on the bench) rises and yells with great enthusiasm " FUCK THE WORLD.. FUCK THE WORLD" he has up two middle fingers and I am holding in a laugh when the older guy I was speaking to previously, responds "YEAH I DID A LONG TIME AGO". Now it wasnt funny because they were homeless it was funny because it was a swift right turn onto the avenue of crazy and deranged street and I wasn't wearing a seat belt. Imediately following a man who happened to physically be high (on the stuff u cant smell) arrived. He had with him two young boys maybe 5 and 7. He asks me a question (I was now facing the other direction trying hard as hell not to laugh in the face of the homeless men who went on about how they want and have fucked the world because the world bent them over and fucked them. Again it wasnt funny because they were homeless just random) "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO CALL 411?" is what he asked. I shrugged slowly and silently replied that it was free as far as I knew. Then it hit me. He has a minute phone. So He goes on and on about him needing to call his wife but only having two minutes because he called 411. and now he was trying to catch the bus to get to her (who was already at home so I immediately mused why getting in contact with a woman who was in good health at home waiting for his return was so important.) I thought that he would ask to use my phone instead he offered to call the ambalance for the man who was now laying out again on the bench and quiet as the other gentleman I am sure hadn't noticed that I stopped listening to him because he was still looking up at me talking, repeated how he was going to go to heaven and that he didnt need a beer but wanted one. I took it as my oppurtunity to move and eject myself from further conversation as the thing got weirder and weirder I thought I was being set up to be robbed.

I moved to the right and pulled out my phone to call my friend and he asked me what all the noise was as something the high man said to the man on the bench sent him into a "FUCK THE WORLD" rant again and the guy on the ground just repeated "YEAH I DID A LONG TIME AGO, FUCK EM ALL, FUCK EM, THEY FUCK ME". He urged me to leave but I notified him that the next bus stop was half a mile as I was by a highway besides i'd miss the bus n have to walk two hours if i did. Long story short the high guy called the ambalance for the drunk or high.. crazy fella on the bench because I guess all the yelling made his back, neck, legs, and body hurt (as explained by the fella on the ground). The operator (held the man on the phone for about 3 mins. prompting me to silently ask myself how he even had that much time on his minute phone to call the police because he literally complained about two dollars he had left which wasnt enough to call his wife who was at home where he was supposedly going)

Things settled until the phone call was over. I guess the man on the bench went into possum mode leaving the guy on the ground and the high man to have a free conversation about the "rotten" police force. The children (whom i forgot were present) immediately flipped out over the high man (presumably their father) saying that the police would come to get the man currently playing possum to take him to the hospital. I immediately knew where this was going. "No, no, no kids they're not coming for daddy not this time", my heart broke a little but I'd be lying if i said there wasnt laughter in my belly pushing upward. I turned again to keep from seeing the kids pull on each of his arms as if he could fly away if they hadn't only to hear more.. "THE POLICE ARE COMING FOR THAT MAN, Not daddy, HIM. he is sick he has problems..", "Well what's wrong with him daddy?", "He had too much to drink. He had too much .. he feels ba- hey.. what's wrong with you man?"... "FUCK THE WORLD", "YEAH.. YEAH. I DID. FUCK EM ALL. I DID". I looked down at the time and shit the bus was late but the ambalance was there to take the man away and right after they pulled up so did the bus. I got on and rode away.

In the present here I am in the library the bus took me to signing in on the computer when I hear from behind me a woman going "ugh, um, really? ugh, ugh". No big deal she's having a conversation with someone right? WRONG. she is angry because I got to the computer sign in station first. I turn and move back to allow her, her turn and she rudely says. "THANK YOU.. UGH". I am pissed because i have attitude from females all day n this is the last straw. "What is your problem lady? It's just a library". "You are right but you are rude", "Why am I rude?" , GET THIS RESPONCE FROM HER.. "YOU CUT ME OFF". Ummmmmmm no the fuck I didn't I got here first. As in I was here before you and everyone behind you as in no one was here when I arrived as in you were second in chronological order??? I laugh because God has to be testing me right?. she goes "You're right I am wrong" in a tone that says I am gonna be the bigger person because I am.. better? If that makes sense. I laugh and say "I am pretty sure I was the first one here? like were u here before I got here to the station?" , "No you cut me off.. but its okay". I shake my head in disbelief and hopes that if i shook my brain around fast enough that this would make sende to me the way it does to her. I print off my paperwork attempting to hurry n get home because obviously these people been drinking that shit water again. (I call it shit water because they dump poop n stuff from i think farms or somewhere into the water near a bridge that separates the counties. im not sure what those places are called but all that waste ends up in the water. ) I flip when I am at the bus stop (where I found the man pissing himself) when I see that I have a bad copy and need to make a new one. Refusing to go back I simply tell myself Monday I will go to the building (courthouse which i was printing papers for) and retrieve the correct documents .. just file there vs sending it in. I wait for the bus which comes on time and think I am scott free. But on the bus two girls come bumping me. I move thinking on a bus that was full (not yet crowded) its bound to happen until one of the girls does it again. Anyone from the city knows fight language be it body language or actual verbal insults or threats. I am still pissed about the day because I keep getting attitude from these random ppl (ALL FEMALE) that I don't know. Still heated about the bitch in the library I almost flip out but don't because wtf .. I guess baltimore people are really fucking crazy.


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