Lady Tuna And The Fortress Of Feces (Continued)

Lady Tuna And The Fortress Of Feces (Continued)

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Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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More of the feces filled epic.

Summary

More of the feces filled epic.

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Submitted: September 27, 2012

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Submitted: September 27, 2012

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"Mr.Beaner in here? I want you to smell the full extent of the robust fragrance of my shit."

He followed Lady Tuna's voice coming from the center of the fortress. His eyes shifting right to left as he
watched the shit covered walls move around like it was alive...

"Eh,stinkypoo! This is awful!"

He thought as he finally made his way into Lady Tuna's throne room...

"Come closer,Mr.Beaner."

Lady Tuna's voice echoed throughout the room. Mr.Beaner could see her sitting there with her naked body
covered in excrement,and a huge spungy turd resting on her head...

"Hi Lady Tuna. How are you feeling?" Mr.Beaner nervously asked...

"I feel fine,Mr.Beaner,but I'll feel so much better if you bring that sweet hiney of yours over here."

Mr.Beaner walked towards her,trying to conceal the device to plunge into her butthole...

"Stop where you are at,Mr.Beaner!" She told him...

"Eh?"

"Why did you move so easily towards me? Usually you find me repulsive?"

"Eh, I don't know?" He replied...

Mr.Beaner started to lose his cool. Lady Tuna was going to find out what he was up to,so he pulled out the
device...
"What is that?" She asked...

"Eh,a present from Professor Makimoomoo!" Mr.Beaner told her...

"If that is what I think it is,keep it away?!"

Lady Tuna stood up from her throne out of fear,as Mr.Beaner continued to approach her...

"Eh,I must do this for the goodness of Funkoo!"

"No,Mr.Beaner! NOOO!!!"

Lady Tuna shouted out as Mr.Beaner grabbed her arm,and pulled her towards himself...

"Let fuckin' go of me,you dirty old pervert!"

"Eh,no! I must stick this in your hiney! OOH!"

"Not if I shove it up your puckered old ass first!"

The two were in a power struggle as they rolled around on the shit covered floor,until they heard a strange,loud voice that
urged them on...

"Oh,goody! That's it,Lady Tuna! Overpower him,convert him,make Mr.Beaner one of us!"

They both stopped,and looked around...

"Who the fuck said that?"

Lady Tuna asked. Suddenly a pair of menacing red eyes appeared on the shit covered wall,making them both jump back...

"Eh,OOH! It's a dooky monster!" Mr.Beaner shouted...

"Who the fuck are you?" Lady Tuna demanded as the glowing red eyes glared down at her...

"I AM THE TURD MASTER,KEEPER OF THE LIVING TURDS." The voice told her...

"I thought it was my understanding that I would be the leader to these turds?" Lady Tuna wondered...

"NO! YOU ARE BUT A MERE SERVANT. I AM THE TRUE TURD MASTER.YOU ARE INSIGNIFICANT & INSUFFICIENT." The voice said...

"Is that right?"

"YES."

"Uh,huh. I see."

Lady Tuna said. She got off Mr.Beaner,and took the device from him.She then proceeded to her throne...

"Eh,what are you gonna do with those anti-meaties,Lady Tuna?" Mr.Beaner wondered...

"What you were planning to do to me in the first place! If I can't be queen to these turds,then fuck this shitty place!"

Lady Tuna placed the anti-meatie device in the center of her chair. She then turned around,and lowered her bare bottom on to
the device until it penetrated her poop chute like a dildo...

"Ugh!Ooh!Oh,yeahs! That feels fuckin' good! Give my compliments to the professor! Mmmmm!!! Ooh,me like!"

Lady Tuna moaned & wiggled wildly in pleasure as Mr.Beaner looked on.His face turned beet red from blushing...

"What do I do now,Mr.Beaner?" She asked...

"You have to reach down,and push the red button."

"NOO!!!" The voice shouted out. Shooting shit balls at Mr.Beaner from all sides of the room until he was surrounded by a
whirlwind of zany turd morsels...

"YOU MUST STOP! I COMMAND YOU!"

The voice warned Lady Tuna. She then pushed the red button,causing a chain reaction throughout her body...

"(Puff,Puff)Eat(Puff)Shit!"

Lady Tuna's slanted eyes bulged out of her head as the anti-meatie micro boo boos were released inside her bowels.
The large turd on her head dried up & cracked apart. Smashing to pieces when it fell off,and hit the floor...

"Eh,fart,Lady Tuna,fart!"

Mr.Beaner shouted. The empty aplicator slipped out of her butthole,and fell to the floor. With all of her might she let out a
big thunderous fart,releasing a huge glowing cloud of mini micro boo boos in the air...

"NOOO!!! AAAAAAH!!!!" The voice echoed in horror...

"Tee,hee,hee,hee,hee!"

Lady Tuna laughed in defiance,as the cloud was disolving the dooky into a apple cinnamon scented haze...

"Eh,you did it,Lady Tuna! You vaporized the dooky!"

Mr.Beaner cheered.They both ran to Mr.Beaner's pod,but it had floated out into space...

"Well that's just funky donkey,fooky dooky! How the fuck are we gonna get out of here now,Mr.Beaner?!"

"Eh,I don't know!"

They both stepped back as the floor was being eatened away. The feeling of doom came over them...

"Mr.Beaner?"

"Eh,yes?"

"Would you grant this silly old whore one last wish before we die?"

"Eh,what's that?"

"Could you give me a 'goodbye' kiss?"

"Eh,what? Me kiss you? Eh,I don't know! This shit is all too freaky even for my meaties!"

"Oh,please Mr.Beaner! There's not much time!"

"Why does everyone keep saying that to me? Eh,okay! I guess it doesn't matter now!"

The two moved closer as everything around them fell apart.The feces was almost completely gone.What remained was the
Tunapolis,and it's structure was breaking away. They were about to kiss when something huge smashed through the wall...It was the Pelican...

"Come on! Move your fuckin' asses!"

2T2 shouted over the loud speaker. Mr.Beaner & Lady Tuna ran up the ramp,and entered the Pelican just as the Tunapolis broke
apart,and floated out into space. The Pelican was on it's way back to the Cosma Muffaletta.


TUNAKIA:
QUEEN CHAKNEE'S PALACE:
A FEW DAYS LATER:

Queen Chaknee was doing his nails when he heard a loud 'GONG'...

"Come in?" He responded. Lady Tuna entered the room...

"Uh,Oh! Me completely forgot!"

She said, as she lifted the sides of her skirt a little,and gave Queen Chaknee a 'curtsy'...

"Oh,stop it,you silly girl. Now come over here,and sit next to me,so we can chat it up like old times."

"Oh,okay.Tee,hee,hee."

Lady Tuna complied,and plopped next to the new queen...

"So,how are things?" Queen Chaknee asked...

"Not good,Queen Chaknee. Not good at all. I have nowhere to go,and nothing to do."

"Well,you're welcome to stay as long as you like. Just make sure you use the back entrance, and you come incognito. I would
make you my 'Lady In Waiting',but then the good people of Tunakia would have my hinny ousted."

"Oh,that's okay,Queen Chaknee." Lady Tuna said with a tone of sadness in her voice...

"Don't be sad. What is the one thing you always wanted to do with your life,besides ruling the galaxy,and getting laid?"

Queen Chaknee asked...

"I've been thinking about that alot,lately. I realized I've been slacking off a bit. I'm not the naughty girl I used to be.
I need to get that back,and be that nasty,mean,tyrant slut again. I was thinking about becoming a ruthless space pirate."

"A space pirate? How delightful!"

"Tee,hee,hee,why yeahs! I was thinking of stealing a starship,rounding up the old Booty Hunters to be me crew,and set sail
across the galaxy, leaving a trail of filth,sex,and carnage along the way."

"Wow! That sounds like fun! I tell you what? I'll give you one of my most powerful ships in the Tunakian fleet,and report that
you had stolen it. I'll also put out a bulletin that you are wanted for piracy,rape,murder,and bad taste. It should get the meatie rolling on
your path on becoming a true space pirate."

"Oh,thank you,Queen Chaknee! You are a good friend,TEE,HEE,HEE!"

Lady Tuna & Queen Chaknee sat for hours talking,and drinking tea like the good friends they were.



THE END
 


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