the tale of ketchen's grunt

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Naked and Funny

A cautionary tale

This is the tale of Ketchen Hunt

Who let out a tremendous grunt

When serving every tennis ball

She couldn't help herself at all

 

At Wimbledon the crowds would shout

Keep her quiet or throw her out!

She frightens all the girls and boys

Making such a dreadful noise

 

Oh pity poor Ketchen Hunt

For what was known as Ketchen's grunt

Was famous over all the earth

A cause of merriment and mirth

 

Poor Ketchen tried with all her might

Clenching all her muscles tight

But out would come the dreadful din

She really couldn't keep it in

 

When bending down to get the ball

The noise resounded round the hall

A noise so loud it rent the air

And others said it wasn't fair

 

Ketchen's face turned very red

And one by one the members said

"You have to know it Ketchen Hunt

We'll have no more of Ketchen's grunt"

 

Doctors came from all around

To see in any cure was found

The cure they found was rather rude

Playing tennis in the nude

 

At Wimbledon they said as one

You can't play here with nothing on

(Although they thought she would look cute

Serving in her birthday suit)

 

Ketchen thought them silly fools

For there was nothing in the rules

To stop a naked Ketchen Hunt

From taking care of Ketchen's grunt

 

You couldn't play if wearing red

Or with a top hat on your head

You couldn't play in knickers frilly

A rule that all thought rather silly

 

But Ketchen thought it rather rich

She couldn't play without a stitch

So Ketchen took them to the the law

To let her play there in the raw

 

The judge examined Ketchen Hunt

And when she showed him Ketchen's grunt

She won her case in every way

To play there naked every day

 

Playing nude took lots of nerve

But when she threw the ball to serve

She let off such a dreadful roar

It knocked two ball boys to the floor

 

And Ketchen found to her dismay

That every time she tried to play

The noise would deafen half the crowd

Twice as long and twice as loud

 

The moral of this tale is clear

Stop the doctors coming near

And if they want to pull a stunt

Just you think of Ketchen's grunt


Submitted: August 14, 2020

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Amy F. Turner

Made me laugh and smile imagining this all the while. Thanks for sharing it, J, for truly made my day! :)

Fri, August 14th, 2020 10:36pm

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