She Lay Between the Lilywhite Sheets

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Naked and Funny

A Sensation Novel containing The Unreliable Narrator, The Wicked Baronet, The Naive Maiden, The Remote Castle, The Ghost of James III, the Creepy Relation, the Sinister Servant and the Redoubtable Feminine Hero. Published in instalments. Read on.

Table of Contents

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

Old Mr Wotherspoon looked across at me and wiped a tear from his eye with the corner of his pocket kerchief.  He had, like all men, ... Read Chapter

Extract from the Journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Saturday October 26th 1855   My plan continues to pro... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   How unfortunate it had been that my whole wardrobe, save for my late Mama's French... Read Chapter

Extract from the Journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Saturday October 26th 1855   Fanny entered the supper... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Dear uncle had been so right.  I found that to dine in nought but a French ca... Read Chapter

Extract from the Journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

  Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Saturday October 26th 1855   Candle in han... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Rumpy-Pumpy!  Dear Uncle had taught me a lesson I would never forget! ... Read Chapter

Extract from the Journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart. Sunday October 27th 1855   Foiled!  And by a woman! &nb... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the journal of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Dear Uncle!  Having now need of the Ulster cape and fearing that I might be ... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Monday October 28th 1855   Foiled again!  And by... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Dear Uncle was so kind in his attentions to me for he left me but three days in th... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Thursday October 31st 1855   Wretched women!  By... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Many a time and oft had I seen women of the lower orders sentenced to the pillory ... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Thursday October 31st 1855   All is prepared.  F... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   I lay naked in bed trembling.  Uncle was cross with me.  It appeared tha... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Friday November 1st 1855   Foiled!  And by a spectre!   My wretched plans have come to nought!  For I... Read Chapter

From the Memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

I awoke from the swoon much troubled for I found myself no longer in my bed beneath the lilywhite sheets but…   Indeed I h... Read Chapter

Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon

Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon Dear Wotherspoon,   I fly now on the Caledonian Railway to Per... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.     Saturday November 2nd 1855     Fa... Read Chapter

Extract from the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy     Alone and miserable I spent the night in the dungeon secured naked to t... Read Chapter

Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon

Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon   Dear Mr Wotherspoon   Tonight I assault the castle.... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Held fast by the tweaking clamps I remained alone in the dungeon.  I had disp... Read Chapter

From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon

From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon   Of the extraordinary events that led to my present positi... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

    From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy My dear brave Clarissa presented her rotund posterior for chastisement ... Read Chapter

From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon

From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon I had rescued dear Fanny after the apparition had saved us and the d... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

  Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Sunday November 3rd1855     Foile... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

  From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy    We were alone, naked and vulnerable cast once more into the deepe... Read Chapter

From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon.

  From a Letter from Miss Clarissa Bold to Mr Septimus Wotherspoon.   Fanny had been gone but ten minutes when the ... Read Chapter

From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy

  From the memoir of Miss Fanny Bedworthy   Naked and trembling I found myself in the attic confronting a mad woman... Read Chapter

Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.

  Extract from the journal of Sir Jasper Murgatroyd Bart.   Sunday November 3rd 1855   Foiled!  A... Read Chapter

Postcard from Miss Enid Somerfield to her friend Agnes

Postcard from Miss Enid Somerfield to her friend Agnes   Dear Agnes, you must come and 'do' the Highlands with me some time.... Read Chapter