Hiawatha's Happy Ending

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Hiawatha is caught spying upon a comely maiden as she bathes

Hiawatha went a peeking

Went a peeking in the forest

By the shores of Gitche-Gumee

By the shining big-sea-water

There he spied young Minniehaha

Sitting on her bubby-chotty

Minniehaha pretty maiden

Minniehaha come for bathing

Hiawatha watched and waited

Longed to see her bubby-chotty

Biggest of the bubby-chotties

Found among the blushing maidens

Longed to see her tittle-litties

Fairest of the tittle-litties

Found among the blushing maidens

Longed to see her canny-funty

Nicest of the canny-funties

Found among the blushing maidens

Most of all did Hiawatha

Peer closely through the bushes

Just to see her canny-funty

So he watched while Minniehaha

Threw away her busty-binda

Folded up her nicky-panties

Stood beside the shining water

Standing in the nautie-noodie

Showing off her bubby-chotty

Showing off her tittle-litties

Showing off her canny-funty

Nicest of the canny-funties

Found among the blushing maidens

Hiawatha watched delighted

Reached inside his punder-anties

Grasped in hand his kikki-dokki

Every brave in every war band

Treats with care his kikki-dokki

Keeps well hid his kikki-dokki

Pride of every fighting war brave

As he spied her canny-funty

Hiawatha raised his kikki

Threw away his punder-anties

Standing in the nautie-noodie

Raised up high his kikki-dokki

Minniehaha saw him standing

Standing in the nautie-noodie

Holding tight his kikki-dokki

 

Even in the nautie-noodie

She with swiftness ran towards him

Laughing at his punder-anties

Laughing at his kikki-dokki

Smallest of the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting warbraves

Hiawatha started running

For he knew a fate uncommon

Would await his bubby-chotty

Should the swifter Minniehaha

Catch him by the big lob-lollies 

But the feet of Minniehaha

Fast outran poor Hiawatha

So she caught him by the kikki

Held him by the big lob-lollies

Called from far the other maidens

And all laughed at Hiawatha

Pointing at his kikki-dokki

Smallest of the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting warbraves

On her knee did Minniehaha

Place the war brave's bubby-chotty

And take up a whotty-bakker

Greatest of the whotty-bakkers

Found upon the Gitche-Gumee

And upon his bubby-chotty

She beat out a steady rhythm

Hard upon the bubby-chotty

Fell the best of whotty-bakkers

Found upon the Gitche-Gumee

And the cries of Hiawatha

Fell upon the ears of many

And they came to watch and chortle

At the sight of Minniehaha

Still dressed in the nautie-noodie

Wield the mighty whotty-bakker

And the war-brave's bubby-chotty

Was as red as maidens blushes

Was as pink as maidens bipples

Found upon a maidens noobies

So at at alst did Minniehaha

Tire of wielding whotty-bakker

Hard upon the bubby-chotty

And she called the other maidens

To display their tittle-litties

To display their canny-funties

And the war braves in the village

Raised on high their kikki-dokkis

Minniehaha chose a kikki

Greatest if the the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting war braves

And she took that kikki-dokki

Put it in her canny-funty

Biggest of the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting war-braves

Nicest of the canny-funties

Found among the blushing maidens

So she got a faggy-shucky

Right in front of Hiawatha

Laying down his kikki-dokki

Smallest of the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting war-braves

Rubbing hard his bubby-chotty

Reddest of the bubby-chotties

Found among the fighting war-braves

So at last did Hiawatha

Go once more into his tepee

Take in hand his kikki-dokki

And sitting on his bubby-chotty

Thought again of Minniehaha

Of her lovely tittle-litties

Of her lovely canny-funty

Holding high his kikki-dokki

Smallest of the kikki-dokkis

Found among the fighting war-braves

Hiawatha beat his kikki

In a rhythmic danky-woodle

Till at last as sun was setting

Hiawatha slept contented

Dreaming now of Minniehaha

Dreaming of her tittle-litties

Fairest of the tittle-litties

Found among the blushing maidens.

 

 

Glossary from the original tongue:

 

Hiawatha: first person singular reflexive of watha - to please. Literally 'He who pleasures himself'. The significance is not clear.

 

Minniehaha: she who laughs (haha) at a man’s little thing (Mini-). Possibly indicating a girl of pleasant disposition

 

Bubby-chotty: passive gerundive of chotta - to sit. Literally 'that which I sit upon' - possible some sort small stool, though later text suggests possibly a war drum.

 

Tittle-litties - great nourishing orbs. Some sort religious object possibly concerned with fertility of the land

 

Canny-funty - that which gives pleasure to men. The significance is not clear. Possibly some sort of primitive musical instrument, though later text suggests a box or container.

 

Busty-binda - Necessary support. Some kind of walking stick perhaps

 

Nicky-panties - this appears to mean 'that which covers my naughty bits'. The significance is unclear.

 

Nautie-noodie - the suit of my birthday. Clearly some ceremonial garb worn on special occasions.

 

Punder-anties – Appears to mean small trousers worn by fighting men?

 

Kikki-dokki – great symbol of manhood. It appears that all braves had one of these but they were normally only brought out on very special occasions.

 

Whotty-backer – That which beats hard upon the back side. A drum stick perhaps?

 

Faggy-shucky – A good time. Obviously some sort of game played by girls and boys.

 

Danky-woodle - ??polishing the prick - possibly he is cleaning up his arrow heads


Submitted: August 29, 2020

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DampKitten

This is simply outstanding, Joe! I love the word play (very inventive) which really didn't require further explanation (glossary of terms) but I love that too. Funny, sexy, playful, and (to be honest) a little stimulating there at the end (calling in all the braves). Outside of Native American reference, your themes are voyeurism, masturbation, small cock humiliation, spanking and domination, public sex...wow, you've covered a lot of kink here.

Key poetic elements are repetition and meter

Applause! Applause! Really smart and most entertaining!

Sat, August 29th, 2020 7:14pm

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