My Daughter's Name is Tiff

My Daughter's Name is Tiff My Daughter's Name is Tiff

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Genre: Humor

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Status: Finished

Genre: Humor

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A funny, slightly offensive poem.

Summary

A funny, slightly offensive poem.

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Submitted: February 17, 2012

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Submitted: February 17, 2012

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My daughters name is Tiff

She is a complete and utter bitch

She is coming up to 5

And is lucky to be alive

I put her in a coma

She was asking for a Barbie doll

So I bought one and beat her with it

 

My wife said I was unfair

So I ripped off all her hair

She tried to cal the police

So I choked her with my fleece

She screamed and squealed which made it worse

And now my wife is dead

 

Timothy is my son

His ever so much fun

When he was 10

I cut off his leg

Now he cant do his shoe laces

But who cares, now i get free disabled parking spaces


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