What's Wrong With My Wife

I really don't know what's wrong with my wife.

When I saw her with the new breasts, I shrugged it off because I thought she wanted to spice up our marriage.

And when I saw her with the tattoos, I thought that she was going through a phase just like our next-door neighbor's teenage daughter.

But that was before I came home from work and saw that back-stabbing bitch sucking on the cock of some other guy in our bathroom shower!

And not only that, she was actually deep-throating the son of a bitch and kept on doing that like I wasn't even in the room and watching that skanky cow add insult to injury!

That was when I went into the bedroom, packed some of my stuff and hauled my ass out of there and into a motel where I tried to figure out what to do next!

Then, I got a visit from my best friend telling me that I should go with my wife to see a marriage counselor which is exactly what we're going to do today... and finally find out what is wrong with my wife and our marriage.