To Toast A Backstabbing Bitch

To Toast A Backstabbing Bitch

Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

This poem is how a guy toasts the love he lost to someone whose guts he totally hates.

Summary

This poem is how a guy toasts the love he lost to someone whose guts he totally hates.

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Submitted: August 26, 2015

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Submitted: August 26, 2015

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As soon as I turned on my radio and

Heard that a certain Rebecca Grand

Is going to marry this shit faced prick

From New York, that backstabbing sick

Bitch gave me something I could not stand!

She got it into her big blonde head that

I should be happy to toast these two rat

Shits and wish them a full and happy

Life instead of the vile and diseased crappy

One that I would not wish on an alley cat!

Oh, and if you are going on your honeymoon

After this, I better say that it was under a full moon

That I fucked that blonde bitch while Skip

Newman, who dragged us on that camping trip,

Was snoozing his ass off until Twelve Noon!

Yes, I sucked the wet pussy of that bitch

And banged her so hard until I got the itch

No more and before she wanted me to marry her

Because she wanted the both of us to stay together

Even if I am not so stinking fucking rich!

Well, I could tell by the clock that I am all done

With giving this shitty toast and if anyone

Does not like how I delivered it, you all could just take

Those burnt chicken patties you are eating and make

Dildos to fuck yourselves with because I am GONE!!


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