The Pill In The Bottle

I walked into the kitchen and found a bottle on the counter that was labeled 'Eat Me' and had a pill in it.

And after I poured the pill out of the bottle and looked at it, I shrugged my shoulders and gulped that little sucker down.

Of course, that was before I had unexpectedly blacked out.

But when I opened my eyes, I saw that I became a woman.

That was before my roommate Scott came in and fucked me in the ass.

And the weird part of the whole thing is that I was enjoying it.

Then, after I passed out for a little bit, I woke up back in my bed and to being a man again.

That was before Scott came in, took a deep breath and said, "Sorry about that. I should have told you about those penis enlargement pills of mine. Are you okay?"