So Much

"Even then, things came undone!",

Said Mark about this one

Romantic camping trip he went on

With Donna as part of a con

To get the job of getting into her pants done.

"Let me guess. You caused a huge dent

To happen while you were in your tent

And trying to fuck the bitch?",

I asked while trying to relieve an itch

Of my own without charging any rent.

"You got that right!

After we got naked, I was at the height

Of my game! But just before

I was about to do my little chore,

She smacked my face and became so uptight!"

"Sounds like she saw through your con.",

I said after I sprayed cum on

The ground, zipped up my pants and

Let out a smile so grand

Before adding, "So much for the put-on."