My Favorite TV Show

Just to let all of you know

That I really enjoy The Jerry Springer Show

Because he sometimes has a guest

Or two who are naked unlike the rest

And able to make my dick grow.

On this one episode, he had on

These two girls giving me a real hard-on

By letting them get into a naked rumble

And having them bounce and tumble

All over each other without pulling a single con.

On another episode, he had on it

A couple whose marriage took a direct hit

Because it happens to be about this man

Whose wife caught him fucking another woman

And he just does not give a shit.

You know, I really do want to be on his show

And give those naked babes a chance to blow

On my stiff cock before I have the good luck

Of giving those hot babes one fantastic fuck

In front of everybody and hear their applause grow.