I Woke Up In A Strange Bed

I Woke Up In A Strange Bed I Woke Up In A Strange Bed

Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

The author of this poem tells us what happened after he woke up in someone else's bed with a hangover.

Summary

The author of this poem tells us what happened after he woke up in someone else's bed with a hangover.

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Submitted: May 28, 2015

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Submitted: May 28, 2015

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I woke up in a strange bed

With this painful hangover

And discovered that I was naked

And next to a brunette named Heather.

She looked at me with a smile and

Said, "Good morning. You look like shit.",

Which made me place each hand

On my forehead and say, "You don't know the half of it!"

That was before she allowed herself to sit

Right up and say, "Well, you were so drunk

In this bar that you were unable to give a shit

About whether or not I was some streetwalking punk."

That was before she saw me feeling bad

About myself and said, "Still, you're the best fuck I've ever had."


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