Cursed By Another Woman

I woke up one morning in a strange bed

And discovered that I was totally naked

And a white cat was sleeping next to me

In the spot where a hot chick was supposed to be

Which made me get slowly out of bed.

You see, it was inside this one sports bar

Which was not a few blocks too far

From the place that I just woke up in

That I saw this platinum blonde babe spin

Around in a leather jacket while carrying a jar.

She sat next to me and let out a smile

That looked like it was as long as a mile

Before she opened the jar and said, "Drink!",

Which I had done in spite of the smell of stink

That might had came from some dog shit pile.

But after I gulped it all down, my head

Started pounding like someone trying to escape the dread

That had suddenly appeared from out of nowhere

And I had no choice but to let her get me out of there

And drive me over to her place instead.

When we got there, I was so shit face drunk

That I was unable to stop myself from taking a dunk

In a bathtub filled with water while still dressed

Before she joined me in the tub and carressed

My whole body while not seeing me as a skunk.

Then, after we got out of the tub

And our wet clothes, she began to rub

Some sort of cream on me before doing the trick

Of dropping to her knees and sucking my dick

Like she was totally out of grub.

That was before I lifted her naked

Ass off the floor and on the bed

Just in time for me to give a hard fucking

To that ass while she was making

Herself say words that were not being translated.

After I got out of her butt and

Allowed myself to slide off the bed and stand

At the edge of it, I grabbed that blonde bitch

By the thighs and showed her how great that itch

Was by giving her pussy a fucking that was so grand.

And while I was sucking on each tit

And holding on to her shoulders, she yelled out some shit

About a transformation taking place before

We both finally stopped ourselves from doing the fucking chore

On the bed and fell into a deep sleep on it.

Anyway, that was all before I woke with a hangover

And got my ass out of bed and over

To the bathroom where I splashed water on my face

And saw in the mirror the blonde owner of the place

With her hands on my chest and saying, "It is finally over."

And of course, that made me walk back to the cat

And see that there was no sign of even a single rat

On that bed before she placed her hand on my shoulder

And said, "You see, I was cursed by another

Woman. But now, that curse is over. I am no longer that cat."