My Itchy Ring :-)

My Itchy Ring :-)

Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

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Status: Finished

Genre: Erotica

Summary

A humourous poem about a health issue which affects a lot of people,piles (haemorrhoids) is no laughing matter but when you have an itch then you got to scratch it.

Summary

A humourous poem about a health issue which affects a lot of people,piles (haemorrhoids) is no laughing matter but when you have an itch then you got to scratch it.

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Submitted: November 26, 2015

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Submitted: November 26, 2015

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My Itchy Ring Poem
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I was just about to begin my shift
As I muttered to myself outside the lift
When suddenly I felt this irritation
And began to scratch causing quite a sensation
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Slowly I moved my hand across my bum
Until my fingers tired and my ring went numb
A customer enquired what are you doing down there?
As other folk gathered around and began to stare
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I will be with you in two ticks,am just looking for a bag
Replied I to this wrinkly old woman who began to nag
Scratching frantically I could gain no release 
From the pain and the pleasure,would it ever cease?
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Finally it stopped and I turned to my queue
As I felt embarrassment that they all knew
What a dirty sod had been doing just then
And I was summoned to the office on a count of ten
 


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