Top Ten Sex Things Women Should Know About Men

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Top ten sex things which women should know about men.

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Top ten sex things which women should know about men.

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Submitted: January 25, 2019

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Number One 

Oral Sex

Unfortunately for us men, women have a tendency to get this a bit wrong. How many articles have you read about women's dismay concerning men and oral sex. 'He doesn't do this' and 'doesn't know what he is doing' and all along women are thinking they have got their part right. Don't get me wrong. Some have, but the majority haven't. For their part, I guess some men have perfected the art of pleasing a woman in this way but I'm certainly not one of them. 

The good news is, it is an easy one to fix. It all boils down to one thing....swallowing. It doesn't matter how beautiful and sexy you are or how skilled you are in the art of love. If you do not swallow a man's sperm you are not going to be
seriously  considered  as 'good in bed.'Some women might consider this abhorrent and that is understandable. Over the years women have asked me to do some disgusting things too. Some of which you go along with ,others not. However, if this is something you are not going to do, you will need to heavily compensate in other areas. You may need to have money or be a wonderful cook. You may be a willing lover but you will not get the notoriety you probably deserve.Men might find it difficult to ask a woman to do this, especailly if they have been in a relationship with her for some time, so the onus is on you.

In years to come when men are searching for their ex lovers on social media , it is those that have swallowed who they search for first. Men remember who 'does' and who 'doesn't'. Yes, we are that shallow.

A while ago I was in a bar [in Latin America, where I used to live] and all of a sudden a beer arrived, bought by one of the customers.I sent my thanks and proceeded to drink it. Another one arrived soon after and then another. I went over to the generous party to say thanks and tell him that he didn't have to buy me beers all afternoon. He said he would buy me beers all day everyday if needed. He then told me a story of a couple of years before when he had been totally broke and we had been in the same bar and I had bought him a couple of drinks and he [unlike me] had remembered and always would. I had reached a Godlike state.Nothing would ever change this

Recently a woman who I haven't seen for thirty years was reminiscing about the good old days. She was telling me about a trip we took and where she was giving me a blow job whilst I was driving. I didn't remember this . She then went on to say that she used to swallow and that I was the only one she had done this with. Not even her husband. Well, this was not true. I don't say a lie because she may have wanted to believe that is what happend, but it didn't. She was a good lover but not a swallower, that bit I do remember.

I am older now, so, of course I might see things differently to the younger generation. I watch quite a lot of porn [this is another of my top ten] and oral sex is usually used as foreplay, followed by sex. I guess that is fine. Men like to engage in intercourse because we are preprogrammed to do so. We are supposed to reproduce. However, if you want to be remembered, revered or just want new shoes, then engage in oral sex but not as foreplay. Keep your clothes on and give your beloved a BJ from start to finish. Keeping your clothes on will relieve the pressure on your partner to have sex and he can concentrate  on the pleasure.Men are usually dominant so if they are allowed to grab a handful of your hair during the act. All the better.

Thanks for reading this tongue in cheek article. Don't take it too seriously but remember my wife of 30 years has more shoes than Imelda.


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